[DedEye]

The Keltec P11 has had less than 100 rounds fired through it. It's one of (if not THE smallest) double stack 9mm pistols available in California and is not on the Roster. It comes with the 8.5lb trigger rather than the 11-15lb trigger of some of the other Keltec pocket rockets, but is still heavy enough that you can Mexican carry it without cooking your huevos. It comes with three magazines, one of which has the pinkie extension so you don't have to shoot it like you're holding a teacup.

$400 this weekend only.

Anyone should be honored to own a piece of history that has been fired by my hands, probably sideways and possibly even while wearing gardening gloves and a life jacket.

The guns is currently in Napa, but can meet in most of the Bay Area.

[Boxer]

PM sent on the HK 45.

[meathead9]

If you'll take $14,900 shipped for the HK45, I'll take it. Good luck with the sale.

[BIGBOYREX408]

pm sent

[PolishMike]

I see what you did there.

[jawcn]

$15,000 for the HK45?!
i suddenly realize i have $30,000 pistols sitting in my gun case now... good luck with the sales... HK45 is a great pistol to have

[joeLTron]

I think your ad is a little too clever for most people on these forums...but I give you props on it.

[MarioS]

Bump for a good laugh.

[battleship]

$15,000 for what is no more than an $8000 gun, outrageous.

[mywytefeet]

Unfortunately some people:

A) Won't read past, "The HK45 is $15,000..."
B) Don't know what 10% of $15,000 is
C) Don't know what 10% of $5,000 is
D) Don't know what 10% of $4,500 is
E) Will get confused when, "10% of the asking price" and "90% off" are so close together
F) Will not have a sense of humor
G) All of the above


But you, my friend, rock. Good luck. =)

[discohero]

I don't know what's funnier, that the answer is most likely "G" above or the witty sales post itself. Bump for a good laugh!

Originally Posted by mywytefeet

Unfortunately some people:

A) Won't read past, "The HK45 is $15,000..."
B) Don't know what 10% of $15,000 is
C) Don't know what 10% of $5,000 is
D) Don't know what 10% of $4,500 is
E) Will get confused when, "10% of the asking price" and "90% off" are so close together
F) Will not have a sense of humor
G) All of the above


But you, my friend, rock. Good luck. =)

[nrgcruizer]

I'll take all of it...Are you willing to throw in a bridge on the deal?

BTT...I'm very much amused.

[Coca-Cola777]

I'd love to buy them all but $24,500 worth of your guns would bump up my insurance premiums, Dang it, but, I would have taken all three, thats a steal!

[kduly]

Free bump for clever ad. And if you're the first 15 PM'ers, you may be qualified for.........

[ddindetroit]

Free bump for my kind of prices!!!

ddindetroit

[BIGBOYREX408]

bump for a good guy. this is post recession pricing!

[sirgiles]

this is getting sillier and sillier by the moment. free bump for a different way of running an ad.

[bigcalidave]

I wanna be special and own one of your guns. But I'd lowball the hell out of those prices and you would probably hate me.

[RikSors]

nice xd...bump

[happy_gunner]

$8,000 with the special 90%off, I'll take the HK45, heck I'll even come to you

[spyderco monkey]

Hilarious!

Very clever sir, although, still worried the great unwashed might not be as quick on their feet....

[meathead9]

You never replied to my offer? $14,900 cash money for the HK45...

[defuse]

You sir are awesome. You get a bump for the 8 minutes since this was last bumped up.

[Zeke003]

Bump for making everyone in my office ask me, "What's so funny?"

[DedEye]

Originally Posted by meathead9

You never replied to my offer? $14,900 cash money for the HK45...

HK45 SPF for $14,900.

Negative iTrader feedback for welchers .

[weezil_boi]

Wow, this must the inflation we have been waiting for our dear leader BHO to bring...

Love your clever sale! Good luck on em.

Originally Posted by DedEye

The HK45 is $15,000, the XD9 ported is $5,000 and the Keltec P11 for $4,500. People are already asking: "Why so high? Why would I spend ten times the going rate for one of these fine pieces of modern engineering?" The simple answer is: Because they currently belong to me, and will shortly belong to you. Anyone should be honored to own a piece of history that has been fired by my hands, probably sideways and possibly even while wearing gardening gloves and a life jacket.

I realize those prices are high, which is why I'm running a special for Calgunners only: I'll sell these guns at 10% of the asking price. That's 90% off! You won't see a sale like that at any gun store or kitchen table FFL!

[DedEye]

Because I wasn't getting enough PMs accusing me of price gouging, I have decided to raise my price on the XD9. However, since I do not yet completely detest all of you, I have decided to offer you some slight recompense in exchange for the higher price. In addition to my new, higher but more equitable price, I am including two 16 round magazine rebuild kits for the XD9, ideal for use when out of state.

The XD9 is now $5,500. I will decide whether to offer the 90% discount on a case by case basis, depending on how much I hate you.

[Jaiofspam]

lol

[Exposed]

For those that still dont get it. His once in a life time offer is $1500 for the HK, $550 for the XD and $450 for the Kel-Tec. However, keep in mind, the prices he would normally sell his guns at ar 10x that.

[scmedic21]

Refreshingly clever, reminds me of the east coast. Bump for the best CG add I've seen.

[DedEye]

Perhaps I did not explain the value of these firearms enough. They are holy, as though graced by the hands of a God.

A God who decided that the way to get the most out of them was to shoot them sideways in his bast imitation of a gang banger from "Menace 2 Society."

Anyone who pays full (non sale) price will be provided with a set of Birdman Weapon Systems Homeboy Nite Sites*:





The included Birdman Sites may not fit the purchased firearm. Your mileage, and skill with a hammer, may vary.

[discohero]

I seriously had to check if those were real...lol, loving it!

Originally Posted by DedEye

Perhaps I did not explain the value of these firearms enough. They are holy, as though graced by the hands of a God.

A God who decided that the way to get the most out of them was to shoot them sideways in his bast imitation of a gang banger from "Menace 2 Society."

Anyone who pays full (non sale) price will be provided with a set of Birdman Weapon Systems Homeboy Nite Sites*:





The included Birdman Sites may not fit the purchased firearm. Your mileage, and skill with a hammer, may vary.

[DedEye]

For $15,000, I'll make them real.*


*By which I mean you'll receive a used set of Trijicon night sights for a Glock .

[battleship]

Can your God grant me a H&K P30L or P30, or do i have to go to the depths of hell get one up here.
P.S. i dont think God would approve of your mark up price's.

[BIGBOYREX408]

Originally Posted by DedEye

My God is in favor of getting the best deal in any financial transaction .

yup, my God too.

[affiliated714]

this whole post is probably one of the funniest things i have seen in a while...

[darkjedi351]

anybody know why deadeye was banned?

[760practicalshooter]

I wood knot by dese cites as dey r not CA. kumpliant.

Originally Posted by DedEye

Perhaps I did not explain the value of these firearms enough. They are holy, as though graced by the hands of a God.

A God who decided that the way to get the most out of them was to shoot them sideways in his bast imitation of a gang banger from "Menace 2 Society."

Anyone who pays full (non sale) price will be provided with a set of Birdman Weapon Systems Homeboy Nite Sites*:





The included Birdman Sites may not fit the purchased firearm. Your mileage, and skill with a hammer, may vary.

[Purple K]

Deadeye, please PM or Email me regarding the COW Palace gun show.

[battleship]

Wait a minute, how did you get back in here. How the hell did you get over that fence we erected, electrified it an all. Dug some tunnel and crawled through 300 yards of s#$@ did ya?

Dont tell me you found Jesus and your a changed man. Tis Saint DedEye who graces our presence.

Welcome back your grace.