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NOTE: Kes, Ivan...If this thread is not kosher, remove it. This was just toooo funny not to share with my friends here.
Okay, so we were out on a mission yesterday to provide security/overwatch for a team to do an audit/inspection of a civilian demining company clearing land mines in the Stan. We get there and are in our vehicles covering the roads for about a half hour. I am sending messages back and forth with my bro who is the TC (Truck Commander) of the vehicle to my rear. He said he had to poo. I told him he is ****ed because we will be here for another few hours, and he cant get out of the truck because of the mines. He said he was going to look around in the back for an ammo can. I thought he was joking. I told him his truck crew was going to hate him for life... 10 minutes later I saw both front doors open and his gunner pop up and start dry heaving over the side of the turret. He wasn't joking... His driver grabbed his camera and turned around in his seat and yelled bro's name loud... Bro turned his head quickly Camera went "CLICK" A legend was born.
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Ya gotta go ,ya gotta go
LMAO
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WIN!!!! EPIC EPIC WIN!!!!
My coworkers think I'm nuts now LOL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I have neither the inclination or the time to relieve people of the regional and ethnic handicaps that they inherited from their ancestors. You should banish any thoughts of how you may appear to others. Marcus Aurelius "I won't be wronged, I wont be insulted, I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them." the "Duke" in the shootist |
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Dan Online Sales Manager Training Coordinator Bullseye USA, Inc. Bullseye Shooting Range & Firearms Store - Marin, CA Bullseye Nevada, Gardnerville, NV Bullseye Gun Shop, Castro Valley, CA info@bullseyeusa.com www.bullseyeusa.com (415) 453-7465 direct (415) 453-6717 fax Firearm Instructor Needed. Click here for job posting |
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I was wondering about that! Holy crap. Good lord I bet he has good luck with the ladies.
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I dont know...I would have bit down on something and held it.
He had no TP in his vehicle
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Dan Online Sales Manager Training Coordinator Bullseye USA, Inc. Bullseye Shooting Range & Firearms Store - Marin, CA Bullseye Nevada, Gardnerville, NV Bullseye Gun Shop, Castro Valley, CA info@bullseyeusa.com www.bullseyeusa.com (415) 453-7465 direct (415) 453-6717 fax Firearm Instructor Needed. Click here for job posting |
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Who needs TP if you wear underwear.
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AWESOME
I have a similar story where I was driving a 113 and my TC told me to start inching forward slowly because the LT was hanging his butt out the rear door. I can still hear his screaming over the engine and the radio.
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Landmines inside the truck as well...
Jeesuz! I was in armor and I made my guys go out away from the tank - but some still would just hang their *** over the edge and squeeze one off - but no one ever crapped in my tank... can only imagine the smell...
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Your welcome. I still just sit here laughing so hard it hurts every time I look at this picture. Its his facial expression.
I need to turn this into one of those mastercard spoof pictures.
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Dan Online Sales Manager Training Coordinator Bullseye USA, Inc. Bullseye Shooting Range & Firearms Store - Marin, CA Bullseye Nevada, Gardnerville, NV Bullseye Gun Shop, Castro Valley, CA info@bullseyeusa.com www.bullseyeusa.com (415) 453-7465 direct (415) 453-6717 fax Firearm Instructor Needed. Click here for job posting |
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Thats the worst part...his guys couldnt evac the vehicle, they were stuck sitting in it.
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Dan Online Sales Manager Training Coordinator Bullseye USA, Inc. Bullseye Shooting Range & Firearms Store - Marin, CA Bullseye Nevada, Gardnerville, NV Bullseye Gun Shop, Castro Valley, CA info@bullseyeusa.com www.bullseyeusa.com (415) 453-7465 direct (415) 453-6717 fax Firearm Instructor Needed. Click here for job posting |
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There's gotta be some epic payback from the folks stuck in there. The smell's bad enough when I have a bit of turd sticking out of the toilet water...
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The can can not just a dance anymore.
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oh no, we were just outside smoking and our squad leader walked by and referred to him as "Ammo Dump"
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Dan Online Sales Manager Training Coordinator Bullseye USA, Inc. Bullseye Shooting Range & Firearms Store - Marin, CA Bullseye Nevada, Gardnerville, NV Bullseye Gun Shop, Castro Valley, CA info@bullseyeusa.com www.bullseyeusa.com (415) 453-7465 direct (415) 453-6717 fax Firearm Instructor Needed. Click here for job posting |
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LOLOLOLLOL!
I just read that comment off to Ammo Dump and my squad leader (we all share a hooch)...they are rolling around laughing ATM
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Dan Online Sales Manager Training Coordinator Bullseye USA, Inc. Bullseye Shooting Range & Firearms Store - Marin, CA Bullseye Nevada, Gardnerville, NV Bullseye Gun Shop, Castro Valley, CA info@bullseyeusa.com www.bullseyeusa.com (415) 453-7465 direct (415) 453-6717 fax Firearm Instructor Needed. Click here for job posting |
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My net connection is too slow to be able to do it here.
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and fun will be had by all for months , poor bastage, not
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Oh yeah this has already been sent to StumbleUpon.
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close the windows and crank the heat!
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![]() Help me spread. Post the story and the pic on all the other forums you frequent. dig it myspace etc. do it. lol
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![]() I'll start the fun.
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