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Old 01-20-2009, 6:03 PM
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Default So I had to fill out a form the other day...

This is random I know but I find it amusing. It was about what to do in case I die while serving. At the end I asked my platoon Sgt if I could request that the Army cut my head off before burial so that I cant come back as a zombie. I've never seen anyone give me the biggest WTF look before. An E5 behind me started laughing and couldnt stop...
I now return you to your regularly schedualed program
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Old 01-20-2009, 6:08 PM
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Congratulations, you are now officially "that guy."
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Old 01-20-2009, 6:13 PM
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Remind's me of Skippy's list of stuff he is not allowed to do:
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Old 01-20-2009, 6:24 PM
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To get some more WTF looks ask, "why is everybody dressed like me?" -obviously its funnier when everyone is in uniform
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Old 01-20-2009, 6:26 PM
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And that's how the legends are born...
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson
"Thou shalt not interfere with the Second Amendment rights of "law-abiding" citizens who want AK-47s only to protect hearth and home." - Paul Helmke finally gets it :)
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Some people are so open minded, their brains have fallen out.

Selling a bunch of C&R and other rifles here:
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Old 01-20-2009, 6:31 PM
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Jesus, an E-5 would have smacked me across the back of the head... lol

That is some funny **** tho my friend. Good stuff.
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Old 01-20-2009, 8:09 PM
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that was a good laugh.
[Technique] you **** with one bean, you get the whole burrito!
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I used to take girls that im tryna get at for a drive through oakland to play a game called "spot the hooker". its a kind of "slug bug" but with hookers.
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Old 01-26-2009, 6:00 PM
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Thanks for that word pic, I had a great laugh!!
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Old 02-17-2009, 9:45 AM
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I remember there was a guy in my old unit who requested there be a Wiccan wizard at his burial. I know, "whats wrong with that" you say?
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:12 AM
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LMAO. That is funny.

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