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Old 08-03-2008, 6:57 PM
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so the other night my girlfriend was over and i had a small mallet on my desk and she asked what it was for, i told her i was doing some work on my Glock. i pulled it out of the safe and showed her difference between the G19's serrated trigger face and new smooth trigger face that i installed. i cleared the gun and locked the slide back and offered it to her so she can feel. she hesitated and said " i don't like touching your guns" and i said "you already know how to clear all my guns and you've done it before, you shouldn't be scared" she replies " oh im not scared of your guns its just that they always have oil on them and it ends up on my clothes because i don't notice it on my hands until its too late" ugh...
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Old 08-03-2008, 6:59 PM
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Solution: Have her take off her clothes before she plays with your guns.
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Old 08-03-2008, 7:01 PM
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Solution: Have her take off her clothes before she plays with your guns.
hahaa yeah that happen later that night, oh wait you said guns plural

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Old 08-03-2008, 7:04 PM
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Old 08-03-2008, 7:05 PM
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...while you are taking pictures and posting them on here
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...while you are taking pictures and posting them on here
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Old 08-03-2008, 7:16 PM
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so the other night my girlfriend was over and i had a small mallet on my desk and she asked what it was for, i told her i was doing some work on my Glock. i pulled it out of the safe and showed her difference between the G19's serrated trigger face and new smooth trigger face that i installed. i cleared the gun and locked the slide back and offered it to her so she can feel. she hesitated and said " i don't like touching your guns" and i said "you already know how to clear all my guns and you've done it before, you shouldn't be scared" she replies " oh im not scared of your guns its just that they always have oil on them and it ends up on my clothes because i don't notice it on my hands until its too late" ugh...
You know what they say about the word "assume", right?

At least she has a legitimate reason to not want to handle your firearms. And... oil? A Glock?
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Old 08-03-2008, 7:18 PM
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You could start a "Chicks smothered in Gun Oil" Thread...
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I think most folks bubba their AR's because they watch too many action movies, play too many video games and don't understand how to socialize properly, so they fantasize about being 'action hero's'. Kind of like little girls playing dress-up.
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You know what they say about the word "assume", right?

At least she has a legitimate reason to not want to handle your firearms. And... oil? A Glock?
she had a bad experience dropping the bolt on my AR right after it was cleaned and oiled and its sneezed at her.
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she had a bad experience dropping the bolt on my AR right after it was cleaned and oiled and its sneezed at her.
That brought up a naughty image in my mind...
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You could start a "Chicks smothered in Gun Oil" Thread...
...or "Chicks smothered in Gun Oil wrestling"
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Normally I would say to knock off the juvenile comments but they seem to be kinda needed here. Great gal she is a keeper. I gotta say its funny that she not just wash her hands when she was done.
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Solution: Have her take off her clothes before she plays with your guns.
Ditto!
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Don't smother your Glocks with oil/grease. Just some small dabs on the top front part of the barrel and underneath the slide on the left and right where it contacts the frame is all you need. Then she won't have any excuses for handling anything.
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:11 AM
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...while you are taking pictures and posting them on here
ok seems like theres alot of interested in seeing a naked chick with a gun on here
so here ya go
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Try Break Free CLP. Let it dry. Then she can handle your weapons all she wants.
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She must really hate fishing then.
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Dude, why do you have so much lube on your Glock? They just need a little drip?
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Old 08-04-2008, 8:31 PM
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i dont have a bunch of oil on my Glock its just that she handled my AR which i run pretty wet and she thinks all my guns run that wet.
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I just remembered something funny my wife said. We're getting ready to fall asleep, and she looks over at my Sig's sleeping place and says "... you left your sights on." I reminded her that tritium doesn't have an "off" switch and that what she's seeing is good old fashioned radiation.
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