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Reasons I hate winter!
1)No gardening
2)No flowers 3)No cookouts 4)It's too damn cold outside 5)It's cold inside 6)It gets dark so early 7)Christmas decorations in stores in October. 8)Christmas Carols on tv and radio from October till January 9)I turn from a night owl to a hibernating bear 10)Ready for bed at 7:30 11)Go to bed as early as 9:00 12)Frizzy hair 13)shoveling 14)scraping windshields 15)car is filthy for months 16)can't play in the backyard with dog and boy 17)can't go to the beach, well you can but why? 18)guns rust 19)can't take boy & dog to the beach 20)can't go out for ice cream 21) no tan 22)no garden tomatoes 23)no artichokes 24)no warm sand 25)no watermelon 26)no lemonade 27) no free concerts 28) no corn on the cob 29) heating bills 30)icy roads 31)colds 32)flu 33)sore throats 34)chapped lips 35)dry hands 36)cold fingers 37)cold toes 38) can't wear shorts 39) can't wear flip-flops 40) can't bike 41) can't go out without putting on tons of clothes 42) avocados from Mexico 43) dogs drag in leaves and mud on their feet 44) no road trips 45) no fishing 46) no baseball 47) no kayaking or swimming at the lake 48) fog 49) no picnics 50) no warmth 2 reasons to like winter: 1) curling up with a good book (or someone) 2) fires in the fireplace 3) only five more months till summer Feel free to add to whichever list you choose.
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