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Old 06-24-2013, 8:55 PM
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Default for us [the women of calguns] You Know You Are A Well Armed Woman When.....

http://thewellarmedwoman.blogspot.co...+Woman+Blog%29


just a sample:
"You know you’re a Well Armed Woman When Keeping the muzzle pointed in a safe direction has nothing to do with your German Short Haired Pointer"

lots of good ones that I think many of us can identify with and i'm betting can come up with some of our own as well.

enjoy, ladies!
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Old 06-24-2013, 9:23 PM
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"You know you are a well-armed woman when you don't have to put a pistol under your pillow when you sleep."
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Old 06-26-2013, 8:02 PM
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Or maybe the inverse........your sheets and one side of your pillowcases develop a little oval discoloured area which won't quite come clean in the wash, over time, cos theres still traces of oil on the revolver which lives under the pillow?

Or.....maybe you try to remember to give equal time under the pillow to each of your revolvers, taking turns, so none will feel lonely or neglected?

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Old 06-26-2013, 8:31 PM
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oh, I really like the revolvers taking turns idea!
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Old 06-27-2013, 12:36 PM
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You know you are a well armed woman when every handbag has a velcro holster in it - and the handgun too.

You know you are a well armed woman when a friend invites you to go shooting and you say "Shotguns? Rimfire? Rifles? Pistols? Pistols at dawn?"

You know you are a well armed woman when you spend more on ammo than you spend on shoes.

You know you are a well armed woman when the guys at the range are staring at your rifles instead of your snug jeans.

You know you are a well armed woman when your friends and family give you gift cards to Midway instead of Macy's.

(Well, you guys started me up....
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Old 06-29-2013, 7:15 AM
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the "spend more on ammo than you do on shoes" strikes home, bonnie!
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You know you are a well armed woman when you cruise the calguns website for fun.
You know you are a well armed woman when you cruise youtube watching shooting videos.
You know you are a well armed woman when you make wishlists on Brownells/Thordsen Customs.

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Old 07-02-2013, 9:42 AM
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The one that really stuck out to me is:

Your husband's friends call to ask YOUR advice on gun purchases and shooting drills.


So true on the gun purchases, this actually happened to me a couple of weeks ago.

The shoes one makes me laugh. But the only shoes I own are Nikes and Danner boots so I don't think it is really meant for me.
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Old 07-02-2013, 9:44 AM
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Oh another one I just thought of...


You know you're a well armed woman when you are given a chocolate glock instead of flowers for Valentine's Day.
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Yaayyy for chocolate Glocks! I didn't know they existed, but I want one (or five) !
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You know you are a well armed woman when your friends and family give you gift cards to Midway instead of Macy's.
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You know you are a well armed woman when every handbag has a velcro holster in it - and the handgun too.

You know you are a well armed woman when a friend invites you to go shooting and you say "Shotguns? Rimfire? Rifles? Pistols? Pistols at dawn?"

You know you are a well armed woman when you spend more on ammo than you spend on shoes.

You know you are a well armed woman when the guys at the range are staring at your rifles instead of your snug jeans.

You know you are a well armed woman when your friends and family give you gift cards to Midway instead of Macy's.

(Well, you guys started me up....

Keep going BonnieB....love it!!
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You know you are a well armed woman when your husband buys you a new gun for anniversary instead of jewelry.
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You know you are a well armed woman, when instead of housework you clean your firearms.

When you, nowadays with the ammo craze, plan your shopping around ammo purchases.

You wonder how to talk your partner into taking tactical training instead of going to the gym.

Instead of lotion and perfume you smell like solvent and cordite.

You dream of the perfect shot and grouping.

Guys at the range want to see your firearm.

Day dream about your new scope and wish you were sighting it in instead of perusing the forums.

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Yaayyy for chocolate Glocks! I didn't know they existed, but I want one (or five) !
Not to thread derail, but they do exist!
http://www.tacticalshotgunaccessorie...late/glock.htm

My partner told me I was going to get a Valentines Day gift at work. I was furious! I hate Valentines Day and refer to it as VD.

I got a chocolate glock and and the peanut butter cup shotgun shells. The glock comes in a real pistol case that I use to this day.
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You know you are a well armed woman when you go to the movies and try to identify and name every firearm as they whip by with your Better Half. You can't help but laugh when it becomes a contest of knowledge -- kinda sorta like naming makes and models of cars on the freeway when you're on a long road trip - lol
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Well there goes my pillow idea. Thanks for the heads up!
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