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Old 02-20-2013, 7:17 AM
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Default LOL: never argue with a woman

rec'd from my mother-in-law:

Never Argue with a Woman

One afternoon, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good Afternoon, Ma'am...
What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,'
says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment..
For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.
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Old 02-20-2013, 7:44 AM
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Muhahahahaha -- good one! Thanks for sharing! This is especially funny since my Better Half is on Berryessa right now, prefishing for a tournament with another one of his retired cop friends. Wait until they hear this one
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Old 02-20-2013, 7:55 AM
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Yep. When you argue with a women you can be right, or you can be happy. Choice is yours.
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HAHAHA!!! That is great!! Thanks for a good start to the day.
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Old 02-20-2013, 10:03 AM
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hahaha this is awesome. I would like to share it with my mom and sister but they'll probably use it against me.
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hahaha this is awesome. I would like to share it with my mom and sister but they'll probably use it against me.
Lol, sounds like a tag team by your family
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LMAO! I like that! As a fisherwoman, reader and a thinker, I am a dangerous combination!
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Likely, not guaranteed. lol
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