What is "the wife" ?
Can someone explain to me why guys refer to their SO as "the wife"?
Why not "Sandy", "Sandy, my wife", "BW", "my wife"?
What is a "THE wife". Do they have the only wife in existence?
I ask because I've never heard a woman say "THE husband".
(for those that don't know, HH is for handsome hubbie, BW is for beautiful wife).
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WHAT I HAVE LEARNED SO FAR, MOSTLY THE HARD WAY
• Do only safe sex. Never have sex with someone crazier than you are.
• Don't marry or move in together before you're both at least 25.
• Don't have children until you're married five years or at least age 30.
• Put 10% of your salary into savings every month no matter how broke you are.
• Don't ever screw around with the IRS.
• Keep a handgun on your bedside table.
• Don't smart-mouth judges, or cops who stop you on the road.
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