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Old 03-27-2011, 11:23 AM
TURBOELKY TURBOELKY is offline
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Originally Posted by cmace22 View Post
Hello, my name is Chad and I believe I have an addiction.....
Hello there cmace22. I'll tell you buddy, your live in the wrong town. Such addictions can not be overcome with the great Dr. living in the same city, perhaps the same zip code. Beware....muahahahahahahahahaha
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Originally Posted by ALSystems View Post
Dr. Elky,

It's time you should defend your honored position against remarks like this.
Mr. ALSystems, my friend.

You should know, Dr. Elky takes no offense to such comments and offenders of my profession.

Dr. Elky has skin thicker than that of a fat girls....well, I wont say..

Dr. Elky has fear of nothing except his child's mother & taxes.

Dr. Elky is like "The Worlds Most Interesting man", but with New Castle.

Dr. Elky does not care if you care that he does not care about you caring if he cares.

Dr. Elky does not believe in birth control, because it makes him fat.

With that said, Dr. Elky recently relapsed. Yes, relapsed. It was a terrifying weekend, this past weekend. Beer was pouring, Dremel's were spinning, ....I built a new AK...

Dr. Elky has dedicated his time to showing you what a real addict goes through! By him having a relapse, let it be a lesson learned for you to follow..wait? Was that right?

On a final note:
Ex-lax does not cure hemorrhoids, it just makes life easier.
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