Merry Christmas to the Women's Forum
If it wasn't crazy busy for us all getting ready for Christmas, etc., it will only get busier.
So I wanted to wish you all a very happy Christmas and a fine New Year. I love you guys and hope 2013 is the best year of your lives, so far.
WHAT I HAVE LEARNED SO FAR, MOSTLY THE HARD WAY
• Do only safe sex. Never have sex with someone crazier than you are.
• Don't marry or move in together before you're both at least 25.
• Don't have children until you're married five years or at least age 30.
• Put 10% of your salary into savings every month no matter how broke you are.
• Don't ever screw around with the IRS.
• Keep a handgun on your bedside table.
• Don't smart-mouth judges, or cops who stop you on the road.