An armed robber tried to screw his M-16's flash suppressor into my head through my right ear.
I figured then was a good time to make sure I have a gun (provided I lived long enough to get one).
I bought a 10/22 first, then learned about stopping power, so I bought a 12g shotgun next, then a handgun to back it up, then a bunch more guns once I figured out how much fun they are to shoot.
Morfeeis...are those swimming pool diving goggles?
How was your upper arm after that shot? (Ouch!)
Originally Posted by Lonestargrizzly
Is the lapdance from a donkey? Cuz that's worth it.