An armed robber tried to screw his M-16's flash suppressor into my head through my right ear.
I figured then was a good time to make sure I have a gun (provided I lived long enough to get one).
I bought a 10/22 first, then learned about stopping power, so I bought a 12g shotgun next, then a handgun to back it up, then a bunch more guns once I figured out how much fun they are to shoot.
Morfeeis...are those swimming pool diving goggles?
How was your upper arm after that shot? (Ouch!)