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Old 12-06-2012, 1:14 PM
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Originally Posted by FremontJames View Post
Don't tell Mitchell's mausers.

Last ones EVER!!!

Until we ''find'' more that were buried exclusively for the highest ranking NVA Generals who were secretly co-conspiring with US Special ops forces to take down the whole nation of Vietnam!

Quick, "Dishonest Don" Mitchell, go get yourself a bunch of those Chinese SKS rifles coming in from Albania, then buff 'em, shine 'em, refinish 'em, make all the parts match, mount a cheap Chinese replica/fake PU scope setup, and start pimping "Historic Battle of Khe Sahn Viet Cong General's Sniper Rifles"..... for only $4,9999!

"A Mitchell's Mausers Exclusive!"

"The Last remaining ones in the world, discovered by in a hidden VC bunker under Ho Chi Minh's jungle headquarters by Don "Indiana Jones" Mitchell himself".

"Hurry! For a limited time you can get the original accessories (a Soviet SKS ammo pouch, Chinese SKS sling, buttstock cleaning kit, oiler, and a couple SKS stripper clips) - a $200 value - free with the purchase of one of these historic rifles!"
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