Thread: Range Date
View Single Post
Old 11-20-2012, 6:15 PM
Mr310 Mr310 is offline
Calguns Addict
Join Date: Feb 2011
Posts: 5,690
iTrader: 15 / 100%

If you take her out to a first date on BLM land, make sure to go all the way and rent an RV or something. That way, after she sees you laughing maniacally while bump firing and talking about how some people on the internet taught you everything you need to know about avoiding cops, you can be assured that she won't be able to wait for you to make her a meal of bacon and onion rings. After she sees that you've written her a nice poem in lipstick on the mirror in the van, she'll probably be yours.

Oh, and remember to remind her that you're both miles away from everyone and keep on referring to "implications" without going into detail.
WARNING: This post may contain material offensive to those who lack wit, humor, common sense and/or supporting factual or anecdotal evidence. All statements and assertions contained herein may be subject to but not limited to: irony, metaphor, allusion and dripping sarcasm.
Reply With Quote