Tell him it's not big enough.
And when he looks at you funny, then say...
It's ok honey - most all men overestimate the size of things.
WTB: multiautomatic ghost gun with a .30-caliber clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second. Must include shoulder thing that goes up.
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