Aha! Somewhat clearer now.
Anyway, congrats on closing in on the CCW. I'll be dancing the nacho walk in Feb, I think.
Wowee, with all these armed women in CA, it'll be the go-to place for men of real character!
WHAT I HAVE LEARNED SO FAR, MOSTLY THE HARD WAY
• Do only safe sex. Never have sex with someone crazier than you are.
• Don't marry or move in together before you're both at least 25.
• Don't have children until you're married five years or at least age 30.
• Put 10% of your salary into savings every month no matter how broke you are.
• Don't ever screw around with the IRS.
• Keep a handgun on your bedside table.
• Don't smart-mouth judges, or cops who stop you on the road.