How about some Ruger horsepower?
Hungry grizzly bears? Crazed wild boars? Rabid moose? Here's my pair of heavy duty pieces for when things start to get stupid crazy...
Marlin 1895 .45-70 and Ruger Super Redhawk .454 Casull
I don't think it's nice,...you laughing.
You see, my mule don't like people laughing.
He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him.
Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to,
I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.