I find this thread most amusing - thanks to Kestryll for letting it continue for our enjoyment.
I will add, however, that I am disappointed in that the OP has not posted any photographs of the "high profile" women that he/she/it has allegedly had carnal knowledge of. Shameful. Absolutely shameful.
I am now awaiting with bated breath the filing of the OP's lawsuit alleging the various damages caused by the actions related in this thread. Oh, wait... that's not gonna happen. Too bad, Mr. Wanna Be High Profile Banger. You lose. Back under your rock for you.
That is all.