My current non fancy picture collection.
HK45,P30,P7M8,USP .45, and P2000 .40
I think it can be confirmed that an alien xenomorph is absolutely no match for good ole' Alabama black snake!
If you're in a survival movie and the hot blond twists her ankle and can't walk, you damn well figure a way to carry her. If it's a dude, you shake his hand and say "best of luck".