ought to be entertaining.
I'd guess you'll get maybe 20 responses, 18 of which will be variations on 'we cannot be your lawyer'.
If you, as my last resort, can't answer my specific question, how am I as a reasonable law abiding citizen supposed to completely and legally exercise my rights to the fullest extent possible within the law, and avoid arrest and prosecution?
is really the key question.
I think it's shameful that DOJ will not issue an advisory opinion to the DAs providing consistent guidance on state law. Claiming that state law must be interpreted separately in each county is contrary to the concept of having a state.