Originally Posted by Vanguard
Fill up some of your surplus sand bags and construct a fighting position inside your garage. Mount your M1919 and be sure to have lots of extra ammo available. Put on your piss pot helmet, blouse your boots, break out the old Sgt. Rock comics and wait for the bastards to come for your stuff. With any luck they'll try a "human wave" approach. Be sure to be chewing on a lit cigar as you blast away and scream "dirty krauts!" a lot.
^^^ Best suggestion so far