Originally Posted by jarhead714
I don't even keep MRE's for one major reason. If you have ever had to eat them for an extended period of time, say more than 4 or 5 days on an exclusive basis you would realize the tremendous amount of water required to even pass them out the other side. I don't want to waste my water trying to digest MRE's. I'm telling you bowell movements are downright painful. You basically give birth to a fist size turd that scrapes you all the way out. Upside is you really don't even need toilet paper.
Hey now, this is SF, fist size turds are nothing for us.