Shotguns? What shotguns? I don't have any evil black child-killing shotguns with high capacity (more than 2 rounds) magazines.
I traded them all in at the last "buyback" for a gift certificate and a pair of shoes like the ones worn by my favorite ball-bouncing rapist.
Besides, as long as you don't break any laws you don't have anything to fear from the government. Especially our government - you can trust them. Elected officials and their armed and uniformed enforcement personal are here to protect us and keep us safe. Just ask any Native American.
Last edited by Marcus von W.; 01-12-2013 at 12:07 PM..