happy new year!
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01-02-2013, 11:57 AM
Join Date: Aug 2012
Happy New Year to all, good health, dear friends, joy and plenty.
(BTW, unless you live to be old, no one ever sees more than one year containing 13 in the number...
WHAT I HAVE LEARNED SO FAR, MOSTLY THE HARD WAY
• Do only safe sex. Never have sex with someone crazier than you are.
• Don't marry or move in together before you're both at least 25.
• Don't have children until you're married five years or at least age 30.
• Put 10% of your salary into savings every month no matter how broke you are.
• Don't ever screw around with the IRS.
• Keep a handgun on your bedside table.
• Don't smart-mouth judges, or cops who stop you on the road.
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