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Darryl Licht
09-19-2013, 7:13 AM
This is hilarious!

http://now.msn.com/wayne-stilwell-edinburgh-man-jailed-after-attacking-mosque-with-bacon

Except he got 10 months in jail for being a "baconator"

guns4life
09-19-2013, 7:16 AM
lol

teg33
09-19-2013, 7:22 AM
So now bacon can be considered as assault weapon?

UberPatriot
09-19-2013, 7:24 AM
That's not funny.
Do you know how many of your fellow Calgunners are Muslim?
Not cool.

BigStiCK
09-19-2013, 7:34 AM
ASSAULT BACON!!!
Must be banned.
:(

Ninety
09-19-2013, 8:17 AM
10 months for vandalism?

Seems a bit extreme.

is it even vandalism? Wouldn't it be more like littering ?

indetrucks
09-19-2013, 8:20 AM
That's not funny.
Do you know how many of your fellow Calgunners are Muslim?
Not cool.

I'm not sure if you are being serious but I still don't care.

LOL kill em with BACON!!!!!

18Dmedic
09-19-2013, 8:22 AM
Muslims aren't the problem. I met a lot of nice Muslims. I killed most of them but they are NICE people.

...but seriously, good Muslims aren't the problem. Bad ones are. Just like there are extremist Christian nut jobs. Like ones that toss bacon at mosques and weirdos that torch synagogues and whatnot.

Tolerance and patience is what we can all use more of. Stupid people are the real problem. Go out and talk to a few Muslims and don't always believe everything you see in the media. I know a lot of media outlets are owned by GE. You know what else GE makes? Besides washer n dryers? Missile guidance systems and a whole lot more. http://defense.ge-ip.com/

Here's a link to which media they own:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_assets_owned_by_General_Electric

It's time to pay attention guys. War is not all its cracked up to be. I know! We all need to speak up or bad things are going to happen.

UberPatriot
09-19-2013, 8:24 AM
What if someone went to a Catholic church and pissed in the Holy Water?
Or in a Christian church and whiped their arse with a bible?
Would that be funny?

the86d
09-19-2013, 8:28 AM
There was talk that a grave would be dug on local purchased Mosque land, with a gravestone that read something like "Here lies porky"... and bury a pig carcass.

There is always JiHawg ammo, for those that are worried about extremest Muslims becoming violent... https://jihawg.com
'Ballistic paint infused with Pork to make it "unclean" for Jihadists.' Comes in your choice of these commonly-used calibers: .223, .380, 9mm, .308, .40S&W, and .45ACP.
http://jihawg.com/image/cache/data/product/targets/3targets-500x500.jpg

scroman
09-19-2013, 8:33 AM
What if someone went to a Catholic church and pissed in the Holy Water?
Or in a Christian church and whiped their arse with a bible?
Would that be funny?

Funny: no
Art: yes

guns4life
09-19-2013, 8:42 AM
What if someone went to a Catholic church and pissed in the Holy Water?
Or in a Christian church and whiped their arse with a bible?
Would that be funny?


To me? Yes.

triggatronic
09-19-2013, 8:45 AM
Sounds like a comedy sketch.


Sent from my Motorola DynaTAC 8000X

Vaktathi
09-19-2013, 8:47 AM
Keep in mind this occurred in Scotland in the UK, a 10 month sentence here was meted out to send a message, not really because of what he did. The UK also takes such things more seriously than the US does in the courts.

Frito Bandido
09-19-2013, 8:54 AM
10 months of community service for the mosque instead of jailtime would've maybe helped rid him of his stupidity.

Darryl Licht
09-19-2013, 9:00 AM
There was talk that a grave would be dug on local purchased Mosque land, with a gravestone that read something like "Here lies porky"... and bury a pig carcass.

There is always JiHawg ammo, for those that are worried about extremest Muslims becoming violent... https://jihawg.com
'Ballistic paint infused with Pork to make it "unclean" for Jihadists.' Comes in your choice of these commonly-used calibers: .223, .380, 9mm, .308, .40S&W, and .45ACP.
http://jihawg.com/image/cache/data/product/targets/3targets-500x500.jpg

Oh Emm Gee!!!

I was going to make a joke about a bacon bullet... didn't know they actually existed! Also... too bad they don't make them in 7.62 x 39 so we could use their own rifles to send pork infused lead flying back at them!

WOW!!!!

That's not funny.
Do you know how many of your fellow Calgunners are Muslim?
Not cool.

With the forum name of UberPatriot, surely you jest???

indetrucks
09-19-2013, 9:02 AM
What if someone went to a Catholic church and pissed in the Holy Water?
Or in a Christian church and whiped their arse with a bible?
Would that be funny?

Actually yes...
With the exception of wiping human feces on ANYTHING which is just plain smelly.

And FYI, I forwarded that link to a Muslim Co-worker and he laughed. I also tease him with the bacon bits that I add to my salad or whenever I get carnitas from the cafeteria.
He prays all the time and is Muslim through and through. Lighten up bud...
It's humor... there are many forms of it.

Would I go as far as the guy in the article? No... I don't care enough. But yes, I do find it funny as heck.

the86d
09-19-2013, 9:32 AM
Oh Emm Gee!!!

I was going to make a joke about a bacon bullet... didn't know they actually existed! Also... too bad they don't make them in 7.62 x 39 so we could use their own rifles to send pork infused lead flying back at them!
...

Well, you COULD pull the 308 projectiles and reload them in 7.62x39ers... AFAIK they ARE the same size. ;)

Jeepergeo
09-19-2013, 10:21 AM
10 months for vandalism?

Seems a bit extreme.

is it even vandalism? Wouldn't it be more like littering ?

Two weeks for vandalism, 9.5 months for stupidity.

maddoggie13
09-19-2013, 10:24 AM
Why waste good bacon...just use the grease.

Ledbetter
09-19-2013, 1:06 PM
Organized religion has been directly responsible for the murders of millions of people throughout recorded history. Resolved:

1. Banning organized religion would have many positive social effects. People would still be free to worship as they please, individually.
2. Everyone should have access to as much bacon as they wish.

Feel free to discuss.

44fred
09-19-2013, 3:03 PM
Ya, taking God out of our schools and drawing people away from what this country was founded has really helped.
Haven't you noticed that banning is right around the corner. Good luck with your gods, they won't help you.
Wake up people.

UberPatriot
09-19-2013, 3:08 PM
With the forum name of UberPatriot, surely you jest???

Would it surprise you to know, You can be patriotic and also respect the beliefs and rights of others?

G-Man WC
09-19-2013, 3:09 PM
Ban all pork products. This was funny.

Mssr. Eleganté
09-19-2013, 3:17 PM
So now bacon can be considered as assault weapon?

It is a salty meat.

Brianguy
09-19-2013, 3:20 PM
10 months seems a little extreme

fighter4cage
09-19-2013, 3:22 PM
Do you think all charges would have been dropped if it was discovered he was using "Turkey Bacon" in the attack?

kel-tec-innovations
09-19-2013, 3:37 PM
Nobel Peace prize candidate !

Kokopelli
09-19-2013, 3:51 PM
I wonder who squealed on him?

A and O
09-19-2013, 4:12 PM
I wonder who squealed on him?

Oh please stop, you guys are cracking me up.

nastyhabts26
09-19-2013, 4:31 PM
Now that is effed up
But funny!
Eff em if they cant take a joke.

njineermike
09-19-2013, 4:40 PM
That poor bacon.

bohoki
09-19-2013, 4:44 PM
not in america not surprised when i hear news stories about dead babys waking up and so on other countries have different values let me know when it happens in the usa

njineermike
09-19-2013, 4:48 PM
Would it surprise you to know, You can be patriotic and also respect the beliefs and rights of others?

I'll give half a damn when I see Muslims demonstrating en-masse over the murder of the coptics in Egypt instead of some stupid cartoon.

18Dmedic
09-19-2013, 7:34 PM
It is a salty meat.

Seriously....I got salty meat they can eat...but it's not bacon!

wjc
09-19-2013, 7:37 PM
Cue Fighter Pilot in...3....2....1

Michael Ehline
09-19-2013, 7:58 PM
lol I just shared this one with all the pinko commies at Google Plus. I am sure they would want him to get life.

VegasND
09-19-2013, 8:05 PM
I think 10 months is excessive for the crime.

But I've become accustomed to seeing the UK act even more stupidly than the US.

acpbrain
09-19-2013, 8:13 PM
http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/c399_tactical_canned_bacon.jpg

should have used this

Mssr. Eleganté
09-19-2013, 9:23 PM
Seriously....I got salty meat they can eat...but it's not bacon!

Is it a Slim Jim?

five.five-six
09-19-2013, 9:25 PM
Did this bacon have a pistol grip? detatchable magazine or a bayonet lug?

five.five-six
09-19-2013, 9:27 PM
Of course if it was a crucifix in a jar of urine, the NEA would be funding it.

DannyInSoCal
09-19-2013, 9:30 PM
My grandfather fled Germany into Austria when Hitler took power.

(Later dropped into Normandy on day two as a radio operator...)

He said "normal" Nazis were just as bad as the "Militant" Nazis -

Because they never tried to correct the actions of the "bad" ones -

And never spoke out against them........

kaligaran
09-19-2013, 9:40 PM
Eff em if they cant take a joke.

I really doubt it was a joke.

Regardless, this should be in OT.

Darryl Licht
09-20-2013, 7:50 AM
Would it surprise you to know, You can be patriotic and also respect the beliefs and rights of others?

Sure you can be patriotic... BUT Patriotic to what country?

I find irony in your statements/name.


Patriot - a cultural attachment to one's homeland, excluding differences caused by the dependencies of the term's meaning upon context, geography and philosophy. In a generalized sense applicable to all countries and peoples, patriotism is a devotion to one's country.

Hoop
09-20-2013, 12:16 PM
10 months for vandalism?

Seems a bit extreme.

is it even vandalism? Wouldn't it be more like littering ?

It's only extreme because he did it to a minority that they are deathly afraid of offending over there. No different than throwing condoms and gay porno mags at a church really.

Hoop
09-20-2013, 12:17 PM
Of course if it was a crucifix in a jar of urine, the NEA would be funding it.

Exactly!!!!!

db42
09-20-2013, 12:33 PM
What if someone went to a Catholic church and pissed in the Holy Water?
Or in a Christian church and whiped their arse with a bible?
Would that be funny?

No, it would be stupid, but it wouldn't really matter.
Forgive me if I don't equate a group that drags people out of their homes and cuts off their heads with one that throws bacon at the head cutters.

I love hearing about all these moderate muslims that aren't terrorists and don't support violence - and where are they when the violence is being planned? Mosques across the western world are used as bases of operation and shelters for terrorists - no "moderate muslims" knew this was happening?

If Muslims want to be taken seriously, then they need to start ousting radical clerics and turning in terrorists in the planning stages. Their silence before an attack is no different than consent.

not-fishing
09-20-2013, 12:45 PM
Was it civilian or mil-spec Bacon?

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/policestuff_2276_1043148705

And I'm still mad that it was VERBOTEN to send bacon to my son when he was in Afghanistan :mad:

The War Wagon
09-20-2013, 12:47 PM
He should get a key to the city!

henmar77
09-20-2013, 12:49 PM
who needs an assualt weapon when you have:

http://cdn1.cheaperthandirt.com/ctd_images/bgprod/7-13401AB.jpg

Kokopelli
09-20-2013, 1:06 PM
I see that's the 9oz can. Did CA ban the 10+oz cans?

henmar77
09-20-2013, 1:19 PM
I see that's the 9oz can. Did CA ban the 10+oz cans?

not yet, but in order to own the 10 oz can you have to have after market lid that only allows one piece of bacon to be removed at a time.

Darryl Licht
09-20-2013, 3:47 PM
Did anyone check to see if it was RAB???

Registered Assault Bacon???

RRangel
09-20-2013, 3:57 PM
What if someone went to a Catholic church and pissed in the Holy Water?
Or in a Christian church and whiped their arse with a bible?
Would that be funny?

10 months?

Marcus von W.
09-20-2013, 7:17 PM
Seriously....I got salty meat they can eat...but it's not bacon!


I hope this isn't a gay thing....:eek:

Johnny_Utah
09-20-2013, 8:09 PM
I'm not sure if you are being serious but I still don't care.

LOL kill em with BACON!!!!!

This.