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Lissauer
12-19-2007, 7:01 AM
I don't know who wrote this, but I thought it was interesting.

Three Things to Ponder:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3.. The Ten Commandments

Cows -
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

The Constitution -
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore

The Ten Commandments -
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment


That's all. I don't like to ponder too long. It makes me nervous.

ldivinag
12-19-2007, 11:01 AM
you should really stop making sense...

it confuses the-you-know-who...


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4 Brigada
12-19-2007, 2:33 PM
Cows -
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


Or just one Osama Bin Laden. :kest:

robitrocks
12-19-2007, 4:04 PM
Or just one Osama Bin Laden. :kest:
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