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valleyrat
12-12-2007, 4:52 PM
If my addiction to guns is more expensive then an addiction to cocaine! HAHAHA :D

I said no....not yet

sammy
12-12-2007, 5:02 PM
I hope my wife does not ask how many guns I have. I don't believe it myself.. :confused:

Fate
12-12-2007, 5:07 PM
If my addiction to guns is more expensive then an addiction to cocaine! HAHAHA :D

I said no....not yet

Is she comparing addictions? :eek:

Soldier415
12-12-2007, 5:20 PM
I said no....not yet

Yes, but what about your Jenkem addiction?

Gshock
12-12-2007, 5:30 PM
My wife tells me I love my guns more than I love her,
I just tell her she's crazy :shifty:

sthornwall
12-12-2007, 5:46 PM
I can't complain too much about my wife when she thinks I spend too much money on firearms. If it were up to me I would buy one a month. I would really be broke if it were not for her. Besides she bought me my Benelli SuperNova for my 30th B-day. You have to appreciate a woman like that.

Diablo
12-12-2007, 5:53 PM
Yes, but what about your Jenkem addiction?


That's the S**T right there!!!:drool5:

DHiggmo
12-12-2007, 5:55 PM
If my addiction to guns is more expensive then an addiction to cocaine! HAHAHA :D

I said no....not yet

It's an addiction only if you find yourself sneaking them in the house, and then sneaking them in the safe. I use the down the pants method myself.:D

m24armorer
12-12-2007, 6:03 PM
Funny, I was at the SJGE today.

There was a bindle of crack outside the front door. Not much left in it but it was there.

THEONE flushed it.

valleyrat
12-12-2007, 6:06 PM
I can't complain too much about my wife when she thinks I spend too much money on firearms. If it were up to me I would buy one a month. I would really be broke if it were not for her. Besides she bought me my Benelli SuperNova for my 30th B-day. You have to appreciate a woman like that.

We have the same sort of thing going on. We would be broke if she wasn't keeping me in check!

m24armorer
12-12-2007, 6:13 PM
To be 30 again..........

Dilinger23
12-12-2007, 6:18 PM
ADDICTION!!!!!!!!! NO...NO...NO..Its not an addiction.. its not a hobby.It might even be more than a passion.. It a LIFE STYLE. My wife is some what an anti gun person but yet she baught me my first gun.She trust me with my guns and she dont realy mind if i buy guns as long as it fits in our budget. I guess im preaty fortunate...:tooth:then again i probably dont have enogh.

ImOverHere
12-12-2007, 6:42 PM
ADDICTION!!!!!!!!! NO...NO...NO..Its not an addiction.. its not a hobby.It might even be more than a passion.. It a LIFE STYLE.

Hmm...well, let's see. Addictions are defined by the presence of 3-4 qualities:

Tolerance - One requires increasing dosages in order to maintain the same response to the substance.

Withdrawal - One exhibits certain physiological and behavioral responses in response to the absence of the substance.

Psychological cravings - One engages in what are often elaborate behaviors in order to obtain the substance.

And some would include:

Maladaptive interpersonal and social interactions - one's usage of the substance screws up your personal and work relationships (pretty easy to do if one lives in KA, with its anti-RKBA bias).

Hmm...tolerance, withdrawal, cravings, cognitive conflicts with anti-gunners...I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure I'm addicted. :eek:

hoffmang
12-12-2007, 6:46 PM
Just be glad you can't buy FA yet...

-Gene

5968
12-12-2007, 7:03 PM
If my addiction to guns is more expensive then an addiction to cocaine! HAHAHA :D

I said no....not yet

Just give it a little more time!!!;)

dondo
12-12-2007, 8:03 PM
If my addiction to guns is more expensive then an addiction to cocaine! HAHAHA :D

I said no....not yet
I guess it really depends on how much coke you snort in a month. Say hello to my little friend....

USN CHIEF
12-12-2007, 8:22 PM
My wife is pretty cool about it. She understands my addiction to guns and is very supportive and she sends me to the gun store for therapy when she sees me pacing around the house.

MustangO4
12-12-2007, 8:28 PM
I can stop any time I want.



Really!




I can stop any time I want!

Lon Moer
12-12-2007, 8:53 PM
More ammo! More ammo!:rofl2:

mm1
12-12-2007, 9:29 PM
It's never an addiction, it' always an investment.

Biff...
12-12-2007, 9:34 PM
My wife asked me the other day, "Honey, Can I take a look in your safe, I want to see how many guns you have" I said what safe, I don't have a safe.

bruss01
12-13-2007, 10:41 AM
My wife tells me I love my guns more than I love her,
I just tell her she's crazy :shifty:

Tell her that's because whenever your guns go ballistic, they're directed AWAY from you!

Oh, wait, maybe save that until AFTER christmas!

Soldier415
12-13-2007, 10:47 AM
Yes, but what about your Jenkem addiction?


That's the S**T right there!!!:drool5:

Literally...

Stormfeather
12-13-2007, 10:53 AM
There is no such thing as a "firearms addiction"

peepshowal
12-13-2007, 11:04 AM
Yes, but what about your Jenkem addiction?

I can't believe I actually looked up what that is. :puke: Then :tooth:

Soldier415
12-13-2007, 11:13 AM
I can't believe I actually looked up what that is. :puke: Then :tooth:

:rofl2: :owned:

peepshowal
12-13-2007, 11:41 AM
:rofl2: :owned:

LOL. Thanks for broadening my education. One of the articles I saw called it "Butt Hash."

Soldier415
12-13-2007, 11:51 AM
LOL. Thanks for broadening my education. One of the articles I saw called it "Butt Hash."

Another interesting substance on the streets these days is made using 2 girls 1 cup.

The education continues

xrMike
12-13-2007, 12:33 PM
Yes, but what about your Jenkem addiction?That jenkem stuff would be some great sh*t if it weren't for the awful taste it leaves in your mouth. Oh wait, it's great sh*t no matter what.

FEDUPWBS
12-13-2007, 12:46 PM
My wife tells me I love my guns more than I love her,
I just tell her she's crazy :shifty:

The truth will set you free!

FEDUPWBS
12-13-2007, 12:47 PM
Never tried Cocaine but guns are expensive. I can quit anytime I want to. I swear.

Grouch
12-13-2007, 12:48 PM
Never tried Cocaine but guns are expensive. I can quit anytime I want to. I swear.

:rofl2:

FEDUPWBS
12-13-2007, 1:34 PM
Just be glad you can't buy FA yet...

-Gene

Gene, thats enough of that talk till you get a little closer. Ill have to sell my furniture;) to get NFA stuff.:D

thedrickel
12-13-2007, 2:22 PM
Gene, thats enough of that talk till you get a little closer. Ill have to sell my furniture;) to get NFA stuff.:D

That coffee machine has got to be worth a coupla G Series, at least.

Chris M
12-13-2007, 4:02 PM
I have 2 guns. A Remington 700 30-06 and an 870 Express 12ga. Last night after I picked up my new 870, my wife asked me if I was planning on buying any more guns. She then told me, "You already have more than enough."

I'm going to be in VA, visiting my father in a few months. He's an avid gun collector. I told my wife if my father offers me some hand-me-downs, I'm not going to turn down the offer.

I'm taking her to the shooting range this weekend to break in the 870. I think she'll have fun.

otteray
12-13-2007, 7:56 PM
Just leave for the range with your weapon of choice, as usual, only carry it in a larger 2 rifle /pistol case.
Stop off at the gun store on your way home from the range.. arrive home with a full gun case!:innocent:

ldivinag
12-13-2007, 10:13 PM
hmmm $10 of crack...

$10 of ammo.

which would you get... lol...

ibanezfoo
12-14-2007, 8:57 AM
You can just tell her its still not as bad as an addiction to World of Warcraft.

-Bryan

Fate
12-14-2007, 11:39 AM
LOL. Thanks for broadening my education. One of the articles I saw called it "Butt Hash."
Not to "bring you down" http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp

;)

Soldier415
12-14-2007, 11:40 AM
Not to "bring you down" http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp

;)

Urine, meet cornflakes. Cornflakes, meet urine. :D

Lon Moer
12-14-2007, 1:47 PM
hmmm $10 of crack...

$10 of ammo.

which would you get... lol...
$10 of crack will last longer than $10 of ammo.:D:gun_bandana:

GenLee
12-14-2007, 1:58 PM
Its official...............I'm addicted!!!

Hmm...well, let's see. Addictions are defined by the presence of 3-4 qualities:

Tolerance - One requires increasing dosages in order to maintain the same response to the substance.

Withdrawal - One exhibits certain physiological and behavioral responses in response to the absence of the substance.

Psychological cravings - One engages in what are often elaborate behaviors in order to obtain the substance.

And some would include:

Maladaptive interpersonal and social interactions - one's usage of the substance screws up your personal and work relationships (pretty easy to do in one lives in KA, with its anti-RKBA bias).

Hmm...tolerance, withdrawal, cravings, cognitive conflicts with anti-gunners...I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure I'm addicted. :eek:

rivviepop
12-14-2007, 2:34 PM
to be an addiction the first one had to be free, right? :) so unless you got a Saturday Night Special from a guy in a sleazy shiny blazer at a party...

".45ACP, oh yeah right there, that's the good sh*t.... ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh" *eyes roll*