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tlillard23
11-24-2007, 11:41 PM
lets just say a few of use have wedding bands laying around.... how do we turn those into 2A defense money and guns?
It's only fitting, since I paid for her lawschool...... :mad: :banghead:

M. Sage
11-25-2007, 7:11 AM
I'd think those bands would all have been pawned off by now to pay for the right to add the "ex-" prefix.

Waingro
11-25-2007, 7:18 AM
The way the USD is looking, I would keep the gold, diamonds, and platinum.

jester
11-25-2007, 8:16 AM
I'd think those bands would all have been pawned off by now to pay for the right to add the "ex-" prefix.

Funny post!

tlillard23
11-25-2007, 11:32 AM
Use it to pay for her???? sheeeeeiiiiiiiiittttttt, I didn't want to waste it. I have been plotting my "revenge" so to speak for 10 years....

I'd think those bands would all have been pawned off by now to pay for the right to add the "ex-" prefix.

M. Sage
11-25-2007, 12:42 PM
Sounds like you've got your revenge, then. The day is at hand! :43:

N6ATF
11-25-2007, 12:59 PM
The way the USD is looking, I would keep the gold, diamonds, and platinum.

Except from what I gather, precious metals are worthless in the hands of private citizens compared to the virtual exchange of them on the commodity markets. I've been trying to sell some sterling silver, but nobody wants to melt it down into silver bullets, paperweights, or whatever.

tlillard23
11-25-2007, 1:55 PM
why would anyone here even date someone who hated guns.

she had nice Boobs....

wilit
11-25-2007, 1:55 PM
You know why divorces cost so much?

Because they're worth it!

Dont Tread on Me
11-25-2007, 7:28 PM
You know why divorces cost so much?

Because they're worth it!

You just made me laugh at the $995 lawyer bill I got yesterday. I have a now defunct wedding band I'd donate.

Centurion_D
11-25-2007, 8:30 PM
she had nice Boobs....

Ahhh..you've got the same weakness as me..I luv a nice rack!!:D

five.five-six
11-25-2007, 8:54 PM
why would anyone here even date someone who hated guns.

cute butt

Dont Tread on Me
11-25-2007, 9:05 PM
cute butt

Same here. I'm estimating $15k for each side (trying not to cross the decency line).

m03
11-25-2007, 10:23 PM
she had nice Boobs....


"No matter how good she looks - no matter how sweet she talks - somebody, somewhere is sick and tired of putting up with her ****.

Ratters
11-26-2007, 1:12 AM
You know why divorces cost so much?

Because they're worth it!


I'll make sure to show this post to the NEW WIFE. ;)

wilit
11-26-2007, 1:13 AM
I'll make sure to show this post to the NEW WIFE. ;)

Who do you think told me that?! :D

Mize
11-26-2007, 2:41 AM
Comming from a guy who JUST got married :) Don't worry Wilit... I won't tell your wife;)

five.five-six
11-26-2007, 10:01 AM
"No matter how good she looks - no matter how sweet she talks - somebody, somewhere is sick and tired of putting up with her ****.


Justin???


and the money ain't the cheeks, it is the pink part :p

edbon9
11-26-2007, 1:29 PM
I'll make sure to show this post to the NEW WIFE. ;)

you getting married Ratters?

Rumpled
12-17-2007, 2:14 AM
ORCO is a local tool supply shop along the freeway - always posting humorous sayings. One from a few years ago
"Love is Grand,
Divorce is $50 Grand"

Though the cost is low.

BillCA
12-17-2007, 2:40 AM
Divorce is where you pay a woman not to live with you.
(For some women I know, it'd be worth it.)

Divorce - from the latin, meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet.
--Robin Williams

To save the aggravation of a divorce, find a woman you really hate and buy her a house.
--unknown

Marriage isn't a word - it's a sentence.
--Johnny Carson

The fastest way to get a small fortune is to start with a big one and get married.
--Unknown

Rumpled
12-17-2007, 2:08 PM
Rather than get married, just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. - Unknown

What's the one about a hurricane and wife/woman both blowing and then your house is gone?

5968
12-17-2007, 9:18 PM
she had nice Boobs....

Good reason. I hope you still have pictures of them!

1064chubbs
12-18-2007, 12:03 PM
Good reason. I hope you still have pictures of them!

Pictures????? you are so insensitive. The guy is going through a divorce... He should at least have a video he wouldnt mind sharing.:p:D

Dont Tread on Me
12-18-2007, 1:00 PM
I have one ex wife looking for a man. The sooner you marry her the sooner my spousal support payments to her stop. Anybody interested? I'll throw in some ammo.

1064chubbs
12-19-2007, 11:38 AM
I have one ex wife looking for a man. The sooner you marry her the sooner my spousal support payments to her stop. Anybody interested? I'll throw in some ammo.

Just ammo???:confused::(

Dont Tread on Me
12-19-2007, 11:47 AM
Just ammo???:confused::(

OK, I'll buy you a M1A too. Understand, no returns right?