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winnre
12-22-2012, 6:07 PM
Okay we all know this forum is watched by plenty of folks. And they can read, too. We use this forums to gripe, grunt, sell, buy, whine, argue, hug, and laugh. It's the American way. And I thought hey, we need a thread where prolific thoughts can be seen and heard. So I thought up this thread.

Maybe you have a signature block with a great quote. Maybe your military unit had an awesome motto. Maybe you have an idea. But whatever it is, post it here. We want to be concise and clear. One sentence to the commander in chief to make a statement. No bad language, no threats, no immaturity. Think about what you want to say and stand behind it. Here we go. Post yours, I'll start.


"When our government wants to limit our guns, it has become time to limit our government." -winnre

rodngun762
12-22-2012, 6:10 PM
I came up with this one for my facebook, it got 50 likes. :cool:

I don't believe that we have good guns and bad guns. We have good people and bad people, it's that simple.

It's basically a rephrasing of "guns don't kill people, people kill people, but that one liner is tired.

GREASY357
12-22-2012, 6:19 PM
"Do you have any idea who Brian Terry is?"

wjc
12-22-2012, 6:24 PM
"Who is John Galt?"

jaymz
12-22-2012, 6:29 PM
"Show me one law, any law, that has turned an evildoer good."

wjc
12-22-2012, 6:31 PM
"Show me one law, any law, that has turned an evildoer good."

The law of Gravity.

:43:

SwissFluCase
12-22-2012, 6:38 PM
"He fell into an upholstery machine, but is fully recovered."

Regards,


SwissFluCase

Aegis
12-22-2012, 6:39 PM
When will you acknowledge your presidency is a complete failure?

USMCM16A2
12-22-2012, 6:44 PM
Folks,



It would be mighty Feinstein if we could Boxer them both up and send them to mars. A2

GREASY357
12-22-2012, 6:51 PM
"Barack, are you in any way proud of Adam Lanza since now you have a chance to push your agenda forward? And you know also considering those US citizen, innocent men, women and children blown up by drone strikes and all. By the way, I have attached a picture below for you to help you out the next time you have to wipe away fake tears after 20+ children are slain by a lunatic that stole firearms. As you can see the tear ducts are next to your nose. Thank me later."

http://www.jenkinseyecare.com/images/stories/eye_anatomy_01.gif

One line just ain't enough I tell you hwhat

jj805
12-22-2012, 8:35 PM
I would, but I would get banned.

nicoroshi
12-22-2012, 9:25 PM
A much wiser man than I said it better than I could long ago>>>>>

“Laws that forbid the carrying of arms… disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes… Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.”

Quote credited to Thomas Jefferson

savagemann
12-22-2012, 9:36 PM
A much wiser man than I said it better than I could long ago>>>>>

“Laws that forbid the carrying of arms… disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes… Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.”

Quote credited to Thomas Jefferson

Amen brother!

Sent from my SCH-I510 using Tapatalk 2

tcrpe
12-22-2012, 9:37 PM
**** ***.

Lone_Gunman
12-22-2012, 9:41 PM
3 words- Lexington and Concord

And, as I said in another thread:

I am a direct lineal descendent of 2 men who were part of the American Revolution, a Colonel who served on Washington's staff during the war, and the Colonel's son, who died in battle. Men of my bloodline fought and died for these rights, before they were written down. Our forefathers fought and died for these rights while they existed in their hearts and minds, not on paper, and I'll be damned if I'm going to give them up, regardless of what tyrants say or do.

parcours
12-22-2012, 9:47 PM
You need a good guy with a gun to stop a bad guy with gun....

That was easy....

Loubot10
12-22-2012, 9:53 PM
Thanks for showing me the true colors of many of my CalGun "brothers".

Write Winger
12-22-2012, 9:57 PM
If I were to let you suck my MG, would you be grateful? :D

parcours
12-22-2012, 10:02 PM
Thanks for showing me the true colors of many of my CalGun "brothers".

Want to elaborate....

readysetgo
12-22-2012, 10:07 PM
Hands off my _______ (money, guns etc)!

artoaster
12-22-2012, 10:08 PM
Is a drone an assault weapon?

artoaster
12-22-2012, 10:09 PM
What's up with the double posting phenomenon?

parcours
12-22-2012, 10:09 PM
Thanks for showing me the true colors of many of my CalGun "brothers".

Want to elaborate....

ENTHUSIAST
12-22-2012, 10:23 PM
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

readysetgo
12-22-2012, 10:45 PM
What's up with the double posting phenomenon?

Why would you ask the president a silly question like that? :D






Just kidding... Don't know what happened there, mine posted like five times. I cleaned em up though.

Loubot10
12-22-2012, 10:56 PM
Want to elaborate....

Sure..

You're my bro so I'm gonna ask 5X the price I paid for ............

Sorry but it's capitalism and that's what the market is asking.

The same market we talk trash on because they're not part of our community.

Not bitter, have all of my stuff in order, just can't believe how easily people join in on a government generated screwlapalooza. Nothing like getting the enemy to eat itself up right?

Hope that clears it up.

DannyInSoCal
12-22-2012, 10:59 PM
You will burn in hell for the pain and suffering you cause.

Have a nice day...

liberallyloaded
12-22-2012, 11:53 PM
Thanks for everything.

Carnivore
12-22-2012, 11:59 PM
this says it 3 times for me...

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sixtus
12-23-2012, 12:21 AM
"There are bigger problems to worry about than the current state of the firearms laws in the United States, like our economy."

winnre
12-23-2012, 1:39 AM
What's up with the double posting phenomenon?

Yes the election results were indeed a surprise.

GREASY357
12-23-2012, 1:42 AM
What's up with the double posting phenomenon?

THIS^

Goop
12-23-2012, 1:44 AM
"You know the second amendment doesn't have anything to do with hunting, right?"

mroels
12-23-2012, 3:21 AM
http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-heLZPD0-Epc/UNbo3YmjrOI/AAAAAAAAAVA/BRsCjE9wkaA/s1024/IMAGE_F7B25140-0CD2-4B21-B241-2C8C1D8D7B6F.PNG

Beelzy
12-23-2012, 6:46 AM
Thanks!.........For nothing!

NoHeavyHitter
12-23-2012, 6:53 AM
When are we going to get to see the photos from all those Hawaiian vacations that no ordinary person will ever be able to afford?

choprzrul
12-23-2012, 6:57 AM
NUTS !!!

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voiceofreason
12-23-2012, 10:08 AM
You're pushing so hard to keep our school children unprotected...

Why don't you have a Gun Free Safe Zone around YOURSELF?

We protect money, gold, VIPs, politicians with armed security...

are our kids not good enough or not worth as much?

Interfan
12-23-2012, 11:09 AM
Any message for Barack should probably end in "... and the horse you rode in on"

yuccales
12-23-2012, 12:18 PM
"He fell into an upholstery machine, but is fully recovered."

Regards,


SwissFluCase

Love the "nauga style" humor. :D

gixxnrocket
12-23-2012, 4:48 PM
Name one good and moral thing the government has done since WWII... nothin huh?.... well merry Christmas, enjoy yet another vacation in Hawaii on my tax dollars and get bent.

gixxnrocket
12-23-2012, 4:54 PM
You give up your bodyguards and layers of protection and ill give up mine.

cranemech
12-23-2012, 6:22 PM
What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?

Group 4
12-23-2012, 6:24 PM
Not mine, Charles Krauthammer's...what he said of the President before he was elected the first time...'he's the youngest candidate with the oldest ideas.'

cranemech
12-23-2012, 6:27 PM
During your studies to become a constitutional law professor, you must have been absent on the days they discussed the Bill of Rights.

pdr1269
12-23-2012, 6:28 PM
**** ***.

Perfect!

DColvin209
12-23-2012, 7:25 PM
Merry Christmas to the Obama-nable snowman. Oh and what tcrpe said too.

Horton Fenty
12-23-2012, 7:37 PM
Since it's the holidays I'll go with my personal favorite "Why are you full of **** like a Christmas tree?".

EM2
12-23-2012, 8:48 PM
**** off ***** you ain't my president.

USMC33
12-23-2012, 9:33 PM
What are you hiding from Fast and Furious?

MindBeyondAverage
12-23-2012, 9:45 PM
I would, but I would get banned.

Best one so far.

taloft
12-23-2012, 11:17 PM
"Don't you get tired of telling George Soros that you failed again?"


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Damn True
12-23-2012, 11:22 PM
Tell me how my arse tastes.

forgiven
12-23-2012, 11:54 PM
Your an sorry excuse for a man, let alone a president.:puke:

Slidesauce
12-24-2012, 12:01 AM
Firearms ensure that the individual's right to self-defense will not be infringed upon. -me

nicki
12-24-2012, 1:29 AM
King George thought April 19, 1775 was just another day.

Nicki

CrazyPhuD
12-24-2012, 3:03 AM
Is biting satire immaturity? Sometimes you have to tell the emperor when he's wearing no clothes.

"I thought that making laws against things because they were black and scary looking went out of fashion in the 60s."

Merkava_4
12-24-2012, 4:05 AM
What would President George Washington have to say about you?

VictorFranko
12-24-2012, 4:49 AM
"Blaming the tool used by a mass murderer, in this case a rifle at Sandy Hook, is just as foolish and ridiculous as blaming the airplanes for all the death and destruction on 9-11."

jshoebot
12-24-2012, 4:57 AM
Is biting satire immaturity? Sometimes you have to tell the emperor when he's wearing no clothes.

"I thought that making laws against things because they were black and scary looking went out of fashion in the 60s."

:rofl:

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.

The War Wagon
12-24-2012, 5:38 AM
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc305/The_War_Wagon/OBAMA.jpg


Oh - OOOPS! That was my message in '08 of why NOT to vote for him! :o

http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/Forward_Obama_Choom_160.jpg

Hogstir
12-24-2012, 6:27 AM
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!

Schlyme
12-24-2012, 7:18 AM
Ask Suzanna Gratia Hupp why we need Assault Rifles!! To protect us from you!!

Here's another one

You want our schools free from guns, lets start with the school your daughters go to!!

On a softer side

Your girls are protected by armed guards, why do you deny my kids the same protection?

phrogg111
12-24-2012, 7:31 AM
Mr. President,

As a veteran of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, I cannot believe that you are trying to take away the rights of the American people, that I went to combat to fight for.

Taking away American freedom is not the answer to any crisis or emergency.

After fighting people for my rights using machine guns, in another country, I do not want to have to fight the same way, for the same rights, here at home.

Grow up and protect our freedom! Stop trying to take it!