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Excelsior
08-18-2012, 1:56 AM
My version of a flowchart (a joke -- for entertainment purposes only) for help in choosing a handgun for defensive use:

http://i1071.photobucket.com/albums/u515/SanLewy/BuyingHandguns51115551.jpg

Shapes And Colors
08-18-2012, 2:31 AM
That was great. Thanks for the laughs. :D

jvpark
08-18-2012, 8:23 AM
Dumb... It does not tell me what caliber to get the Pepper Spray in...
Lol

Oceanbob
08-18-2012, 8:27 AM
That was funny right there....:D

Excelsior
08-18-2012, 12:07 PM
That was great. Thanks for the laughs. :D

That was funny right there....:D

My pleasure... ;)

repubconserv
08-18-2012, 12:12 PM
looks like I'll be gettin me a KA legal Gold plated Deagle

(that rhymes.... I must be a geinus)

Chaos47
08-18-2012, 12:38 PM
Mosin Revolver? Is that a joke or a typo? Its a Nagant Revolver...

Otherwise really well done and funny!

Excelsior
08-18-2012, 1:11 PM
Mosin Revolver? Is that a joke or a typo? Its a Nagant Revolver...

Otherwise really well done and funny!

Thanks and thanks! :o

Excelsior
08-18-2012, 1:12 PM
looks like I'll be gettin me a KA legal Gold plated Deagle

(that rhymes.... I must be a geinus)

Sweet... ;)

CK_32
08-18-2012, 1:25 PM
Dumb... It does not tell me what caliber to get the Pepper Spray in...
Lol

:rofl:

That was good OP.

JMP
08-18-2012, 3:03 PM
:rofl2:But, there's more than a grain of truth here, the routes I'd have gone take me to guns I own.:yes: No, I do not have a gold-plated desert eagle.:no:

Bryansix
08-18-2012, 4:03 PM
I don't own a Glock because I don't want a round through my Femur.

motogenius
08-18-2012, 4:44 PM
Cheers to that! :cheers2:

steelciocc
08-18-2012, 6:07 PM
Nice...

Excelsior
08-19-2012, 5:45 AM
I don't own a Glock because I don't want a round through my Femur.

:confused: ?

ap1040
08-19-2012, 2:45 PM
Very funny . . . . . but if if the non Glock fan boys come by . . . . the river of flame will be huge :D :popcorn:

straykiller
08-19-2012, 3:48 PM
:confused: ?

a member here shot himself in the leg with a glock, dont remember his name ill try to find the thread

found it:

http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/showthread.php?t=540218

Red Devil
08-19-2012, 8:24 PM
Thanks, E. LMAO.

Nice to know that the Glock was the Right choice after all. :D

Thomas1190
08-19-2012, 8:52 PM
Hmmm I don't see it. Where did it go? Lol

J.D.Allen
08-20-2012, 11:35 AM
:confused: ?

Ever heard the term Glock Leg?

Here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glock%20leg

Fate
08-20-2012, 1:20 PM
Link's gone like Obama's transcripts.

Excelsior
08-20-2012, 2:22 PM
Ever heard the term Glock Leg?

Here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glock%20leg

Nothing like urban legend...

Excelsior
08-20-2012, 11:31 PM
Thanks, E. LMAO.

Nice to know that the Glock was the Right choice after all. :D

Yeah, Glocks are tough to beat...

stix213
08-21-2012, 3:26 AM
My primary handgun is a Glock, and the flowchart says I should choose a Glock

lol

stix213
08-21-2012, 3:27 AM
I don't own a Glock because I don't want a round through my Femur.

Don't holster your gun with your finger on the trigger then.

Excelsior
08-21-2012, 1:58 PM
Don't holster your gun with your finger on the trigger then.

LOL!! ;)

johnny_22
08-21-2012, 2:05 PM
I needed it to justify my choice of SIG: "I just like saying 'SIG'!"

Excelsior
08-24-2012, 2:08 PM
I needed it to justify my choice of SIG: "I just like saying 'SIG'!"

Cool word and great guns! ;)

coy80176
08-24-2012, 6:53 PM
:cheers2:

SURVIVOR619
08-24-2012, 9:18 PM
That was great. I can sign off of CGN now. G'night!

Excelsior
08-26-2012, 11:52 PM
That was great. I can sign off of CGN now. G'night!

Glad you enjoyed it... ;)

Excelsior
08-28-2012, 6:03 PM
My primary handgun is a Glock, and the flowchart says I should choose a Glock

lol

Verifying the model! Nice!

goofcat
08-28-2012, 6:13 PM
Very well played! How did you know my preference for German sportscars also translated to my pistol choices? Love my H&K and love saying "Sig" ;)

97F1504RAD
08-28-2012, 6:17 PM
I don't own a Glock because I don't want a round through my Femur.

Keep your finger off the trigger and you do not have to worry about that.

Excelsior
08-28-2012, 6:30 PM
Keep your finger off the trigger and you do not have to worry about that.

Yeah, no kidding. It's pretty funny to see Glock-haters try to manufacture reasons to hate Glocks. I think it might have to do with an inferiority complex.

Nothing at all wrong with preferring other guns but some of these attacks on Glocks are downright silly.

ElvenSoul
08-28-2012, 6:32 PM
Defective all answers should be .500!

InGrAM
08-28-2012, 6:50 PM
Yeah, no kidding. It's pretty funny to see Glock-haters try to manufacture reasons to hate Glocks. I think it might have to do with an inferiority complex.

Nothing at all wrong with preferring other guns but some of these attacks on Glocks are downright silly.

Yeah, it is a little childish but Glock fanboys are worse, IMO.

Hardwarejunkie
08-28-2012, 7:39 PM
I think I'd like to see the Hi Point C9 in place of the M1895 Nagant - or was it already included in the "diecast Ring Of Fire monstrosity"?

Me1
08-28-2012, 10:55 PM
Yeah, it is a little childish but Glock fanboys are worse, IMO.

You have never seen a 1911 fanboy then! They set the standard that all fanboys strive to achieve.

Excelsior
09-03-2012, 6:42 PM
You have never seen a 1911 fanboy then! They set the standard that all fanboys strive to achieve.

I think both Glocks and (most) M1911's are just great!