If cyborg armadillos with eyeball tickle-lasers came to confiscate your guns...

[CALI-gula]

If cyborg armadillos with eyeball tickle-lasers wearing kilts came to confiscate your guns, would you hand your guns them over to them? Would you do it? Or would you fight?

Be honest now.

And if you say no, well, what if they also had Spider Man with them? Then what?

.

[bonjing]

:confused: no posting while drunk :p :D

oh and you forgot to add a poll

[markymark]

I would pee my pants. That's all that I'd do.

[Blackwater OPS]

Fight to the death! Wolverines!

[DB2]

I would pee my pants. That's all that I'd do.

No. You whip it out and pee on the cyborg armidillo.:eek:

[SemiAutoSam]

OMFG this is getting nuts even by my standards.

[jdberger]

OMFG this is getting nuts even by my standards.

. . . .

[M. Sage]

. . . .

+about a billion!

[Technical Ted]

If cyborg armadillos with eyeball tickle-lasers wearing kilts came to confiscate your guns, would you hand your guns them over to them? Would you do it? Or would you fight?

Be honest now.

And if you say no, well, what if they also had Spider Man with them? Then what?

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Pffft. My freakin' huge atomic powered robots with armor piercing laser eyes would crush your pathetic semi-biological minions and their semi-arachnid sheep herder.

[Cardinal Sin]

I would pee my pants. That's all that I'd do.

The sheer shock of it would turn my shorts brown . . . :p

[metalhead357]

Now why WOULD you turn in your guns? Armadillos make goooood eatin';)



But ROTFLMAO for even same to say this is a wierd one!!!!!!!!!!!! another + Quarka-Zillion(squared)

[xenophobe]

If cyborg armadillos with eyeball tickle-lasers wearing kilts came to confiscate your guns, would you hand your guns them over to them? Would you do it? Or would you fight?

Be honest now.

And if you say no, well, what if they also had Spider Man with them? Then what?

.


If I had the power cosmic, I would just vaporize them. Or perhaps bribe them with some Jack In The Box tacos.

[Socal858]

i would put on my stunna shades to deflect the laz0rs and grab my benelli to deal with them like how i would deal with any illegal home invader

then id call the po po or animal control to remove said armadillos

[hoffmang]

Cleaning up after the Jack in the Box taco rental ended would be reason to commit suicide...

-Gene

[Rem1492]

You CA guys have no idea! Armadillos are stupid, thats why they are all over TX highways. Of course I didn't know that till I left CA either :).

When your car passes over them their natural instinct is to JUMP. So instead of straddling the guy on a highway and not crushing him with your tires, you instead kill him cause he jumps up into your transmission :(

So with that being said..........I'd run over the cyborg armadillos causing them to self destruct, then I'd tape my

"....from my cold dead hands" bumper sticker to their corpse.

[TKM]

I'd do the same thing I did last time.

Of course, Spiderman wasn't there at the time.

[ldivinag]

Now why WOULD you turn in your guns? Armadillos make goooood eatin';)




dude,

thems CYBORG armadillo...

how you gonna eat something made out of metal, like UNOBTANIUM or something like that...

silly question...

[Technical Ted]

dude,

thems CYBORG armadillo...

how you gonna eat something made out of metal, like UNOBTANIUM or something like that...

silly question...
Cyborgs are a combination of mechanical and biological components. By definition, there has to be a few chewy parts in there.

[jdberger]

I'm thinking that this thread has crossed a line somewhere....

[Technical Ted]

I'm thinking that this thread has crossed a line somewhere....
There you go, drawing lines that divide the world into nice little chunks you can easily understand :D

[jdberger]

Funny, I get called on that all the time by my post-colonialist Edward Said loving friends......
















I really hope that I don't have to explain that statement .....

[Technical Ted]

I really hope that I don't have to explain that statement .....
ROFLMAO



You have friends?:D

[jdberger]

Apparently not. :(

And that is why I'm up at 1:40 in the morning on the computer.......

[Ragweed]

I would sit back and wait for them to cross the road to my place. Then the inevitable would happen...... they would get hit by a car. Armadillos always get hit by cars.

[Charliegone]

I would throw water on the cyborg Armadillo short circuiting him out and than proceed to get Venom to kick Spidy's arse.:) ..and maybe the green goblin..and doctor octopus...just in my version the bad guy's win.

[xenophobe]

Cyborgs are a combination of mechanical and biological components. By definition, there has to be a few chewy parts in there.

Mmmm.... barbecued cyborg armadillo chewy parts...

[hoffmang]

Slow smoking with Hickory or Apple wood might even make the non chewy parts tasty...

-Gene

[xenophobe]

Slow smoking with Hickory or Apple wood might even make the non chewy parts tasty...

Or a good dousing of A-1 sauce. lol

[Michael303]

http://static.firedoglake.com/2007/01/180px-graham_chapman_colonel.jpg
"This post is too silly. Nope. Nope. Too silly."

[leelaw]

If cyborg armadillos with eyeball tickle-lasers wearing kilts came to confiscate your guns, would you hand your guns them over to them? Would you do it? Or would you fight?

Be honest now.

And if you say no, well, what if they also had Spider Man with them? Then what?

.

Before I can give a conclusive answer, I need to know....

Do the lasers tickle my eyeballs, or their eyeballs?

[Technical Ted]

Before I can give a conclusive answer, I need to know....

Do the lasers tickle my eyeballs, or their eyeballs?
Either way it's just immoral. Eyeball tickling is the gateway to eternal Hell.

[xenophobe]

Do the lasers tickle my eyeballs, or their eyeballs?

And I thought the laser shot out of their eyes and tickled me. Hmm.... no, that would be sort of pleasant. :eek:

[Technical Ted]

And I thought the laser shot out of their eyes and tickled me. Hmm.... no, that would be sort of pleasant. :eek:
Ah, but which would be more pleasant? The tickle of lasers on your person or the delectable taste of grilled cyborg armadillo chewy parts slathered in A1 Steak Sauce?

[ivanimal]

I have no guns to offer I would just send them next door.:cool:





They will not hinder my plans to rule the world through mind control.

[CALI-gula]

Before I can give a conclusive answer, I need to know....

Do the lasers tickle my eyeballs, or their eyeballs?

Some must suffer under the consequences of having excrement hit their fan, or live in fear of that actually happening one day.

Others must suffer under the consequences of having their eyeballs tickled, burned down to the optic nerve, laser-beaten raw, until all that remains within their eye sockets is little more than table-spoon sized dollops of drippy blood-infused hamburger...

...or live in fear of that actually happening one day.

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[Technical Ted]

Others must suffer under the consequences of having their eyeballs tickled, burned down to the optic nerve, laser-beaten raw, until all that remains within their eye sockets is little more than table-spoon sized dollops of drippy blood-infused hamburger...
Is it just me, or is Calguns beginning to read like a bizarre culinary forum?

All your sauce belong to Kikkoman.

[10TH AMENDMENT]

CALI:

You are freaking me out right now!!!

I scare...I really scare....waidaminnit....I NO SCARE!!!

[xenophobe]

Ah, but which would be more pleasant? The tickle of lasers on your person or the delectable taste of grilled cyborg armadillo chewy parts slathered in A1 Steak Sauce?

That is the substantial question here. I'll have to give that some more thought, but grilled cyborg armadillo chewy bits dripping in the wonderful king of all aperitive condiments, A-1 Sauce, probably has the advantage....

[leelaw]

Either way it's just immoral. Eyeball tickling is the gateway to eternal Hell.

I know, but I need to know if I can unload till slide-lock on the cyborgs, or if I need to save a bullet for myself in an attempt to repent for being eyeball tickled!

[xenophobe]

...or if I need to save a bullet for myself in an attempt to repent for being eyeball tickled!

You make eyeball tickling sound so immoral and degrading! http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/images/smilies/blush.gif

[leelaw]

You make eyeball tickling sound so immoral and degrading! http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/images/smilies/blush.gif

Well Ted told me it's a stepping stone to eternal damnation!! It's a GATEWAY SIN!

[xenophobe]

Oh my! I guess I'm not doing it right then.:o

[grammaton76]

I'd tell my girlfriend they were around. She'd decide they were cute enough to turn into pets, and the threat would end there.

[xenophobe]

I'd tell my girlfriend they were around. She'd decide they were cute enough to turn into pets, and the threat would end there.

You shouldn't imply stuff like that... this IS a family board. :mad:

lol

[grammaton76]

You shouldn't imply stuff like that... this IS a family board. :mad:

lol

Imply stuff like what... that she'd keep 'em captive next to her rabbits, figure out their diet, and keep 'em until their metal bits rusted? :)

[Technical Ted]

Imply stuff like what... that she'd keep 'em captive next to her rabbits, figure out their diet, and keep 'em until their metal bits rusted? :)
:eek: Good Lord! Do you realize that you're setting all of us up for total extinction? Think about it.

CYBORG RABIDILLOS WITH BIG EARS, EYE-TICKLING LASERS AND BUSHY TAILS. WE'D BE DOOMED!
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005-12/monty-python-rabbit.jpg

RUN AWAY!

[grammaton76]

For one, the rabbits have been fixed.

For another, my girlfriend's Domo-Kun would exterminate them all at the first sign of any unauthorized crossbreeding activity.

http://www.cheapspeech.com/Pics/Friends/TexieAndFriends/Domokun//s_dsc06464.jpg

[xenophobe]

My cybor rabidllo will beat up your cyborg rabidillo! :eek:

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6944/monty006lg2fr5.jpg

[Technical Ted]

My cybor rabidllo will beat up your cyborg rabidillo! :eek:
In that case, I need to order a case of these from Antioch Armory:
http://www.yourprops.com/norm-421bfd4311a1b-Monty+Python+&+The+Holy+Grail.jpeg

[xenophobe]

OMG... It can't be.... The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!!!

Okay, so maybe the Rabadillos won't survive, but the cyborg armadillos are covered in armor! :eek:

[Technical Ted]

:p
http://www.toyvaulttoyclub.com/New%20Logos/Other_Pics/Monty/Giant%20Rabbit.jpg

[Technical Ted]

For one, the rabbits have been fixed.

For another, my girlfriend's Domo-Kun would exterminate them all at the first sign of any unauthorized crossbreeding activity.
Turn in your Trekkie lifetime membership. You of all people should know that cyborgs assimilate other species using nanotechnology.

[grammaton76]

Turn in your Trekkie lifetime membership. You of all people should know that cyborgs assimilate other species using nanotechnology.

Depends on the cyborg. I'm envisioning Terminators-style armadillos.

[Technical Ted]

Depends on the cyborg. I'm envisioning Terminators-style armadillos.
Uh huh...
http://www.fact.org/dillo/d25/images/armadillo_sunglasses_small.gif

[RANGER295]

OMFG this is getting nuts even by my standards.

+1… But what the heck, I will play. If this happened, it would be the time to go down fighting on the door step.

[sorensen440]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w64/sorensen440/201218XDfc_w.jpg
How many of these guys are we talkin?
2 or 3 I would deffinatly fight back

[SemiAutoSam]

Ted or someone else posted something that made me think of this.
Don't watch too long you might barf.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m299/Hagalicious/boyfacedanimated.gif


+1… But what the heck, I will play. If this happened, it would be the time to go down fighting on the door step.

[Blackwater OPS]

I can't believe this thread is still open...

[sorensen440]

I can't believe this thread is still open...
Yeah Im pretty surprised too

[chiefcrash]

that's when i'd reach for my pocket ninja...

[hoffmang]

Luckily, "insane" is not against the forum rules.

-Gene

[xenophobe]

Who is insane? This could really be a threat to our future! http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/images/smilies/loco.gif

[CALI-gula]

I can't believe this thread is still open...

Read the first post in this thread, then go read a few of the SHTF and "What if" posts existing elsewhere in the "General Gun Discussion" and "2nd Amendment" forums. It's Gun Forum of the Absurd, Salvador Dali of nitrocellulose, ballistic DaDa, Gadji Beri Bimba of bang. This thread makes just as much sense as those others.

All are just as realistic. ;)

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[xenophobe]

Read the first post in this thread, then go read a few of the SHTF and "What if" posts existing elsewhere in the "General Gun Discussion" and "2nd Amendment" forums. It's Gun Forum of the Absurd, Salvador Dali of nitrocellulose, ballistic DaDa, Gadji Beri Bimba of bang. This thread makes just as much sense as those others.

All are just as realistic. ;)

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Yeah, and it's kind of sad and funny that you actually have to explain this. lol

[jdberger]

Read the first post in this thread, then go read a few of the SHTF and "What if" posts existing elsewhere in the "General Gun Discussion" and "2nd Amendment" forums. It's Gun Forum of the Absurd, Salvador Dali of nitrocellulose, ballistic DaDa, Gadji Beri Bimba of bang. This thread makes just as much sense as those others.

All are just as realistic. ;)

.You're F'n kidding me!

This wasn't real?

Then where did all the pictures come from?

I saw something on youtube on this too, and there's a website.

Y'all can just keep your head in the sand if you want by I'm hip to the threat of mechanical varmints and their part in the New Varmint Order.

BTW...no bashing....

[Tweak338]

You're F'n kidding me!

This wasn't real?


Damn.. and i was waiting for them to come. My eyeballs are in need of tickling..

[CALI-gula]

You're F'n kidding me!

This wasn't real?

Then where did all the pictures come from?

Of course it wasn't real... There are no such thing as cyborg armadillos with eyeball tickle-lasers wearing kilts in California. I mean really! How could little armadillos wear kilts? That's crazy talk! You crazy Americans with your crazy talk! No such thing!

I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place.

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg


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[jdberger]

"Bullets and shoes!"

I miss that guy......

This guy, too.

http://www.thesunblog.com/sports/archives/bacon.jpg

[Technical Ted]

Pffft. My freakin' huge atomic powered robots with armor piercing laser eyes would crush your pathetic semi-biological minions and their semi-arachnid sheep herder.
And you all thought I was crazy:
http://www.e-motionaldesign.com/blog/nazi-robot-attack/

Imagine carnage on an order of magnitude with the addition of laser beam projecting eyes and atomic power.

Bwahahahahahahaah

[hoffmang]

I think that just means we need red lasers to defend ourselves.

And that .50 Cal is just too small.

-Gene