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Laser Sailor
10-14-2011, 8:33 PM
...someone you clock going 88mph while driving a DeLorian?


Also post your fun/humerous/wierd traffic stop stories.


I had a partner who got 6 "meows" (Yes as in Super Troopers) on a traffic stop. He even wore mirrored aviator sunglasses. :cool2:

TrailerparkTrash
10-15-2011, 12:16 AM
I don't get it. Whats a DeLorian have to do with whether or not someone is getting a ticket?

"6 meows"??? Huh??? This post has me confused. Sorry. :confused::confused:

Hamstur
10-15-2011, 12:29 AM
I don't get it. Whats a DeLorian have to do with whether or not someone is getting a ticket?

"6 meows"??? Huh??? This post has me confused. Sorry. :confused::confused:

Because if Laser Sailor's calculations are correct, when that DeLorean hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious $#!t

IrishJoe3
10-15-2011, 12:36 AM
"6 meows"??? Huh??? This post has me confused. Sorry. :confused::confused:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr7An_EjdOo&feature=related

baz152
10-15-2011, 12:38 AM
Well if the flux capacitor is on and the Mr Fision is fueled then there is no way you could even catch the DeLorian once it hit 88.

conanobrennan
10-15-2011, 12:39 AM
got pulled over at like 730am on my way to school. cop asked how my day was going. i said , "not as good as it was five minutes ago." cop started laughing.. still got a ticket. :willy_nilly:

wheels
10-15-2011, 12:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr7An_EjdOo&feature=related

And off I go to Youtube - back in a few...

TheExpertish
10-15-2011, 3:46 AM
Okay this thread has me laughing. Am I the only one who gets these jokes at the same time?

VictorFranko
10-15-2011, 4:03 AM
...someone you clock going 88mph while driving a DeLorian?


Also post your fun/humerous/wierd traffic stop stories.


I had a partner who got 6 "meows" (Yes as in Super Troopers) on a traffic stop. He even wore mirrored aviator sunglasses. :cool2:

Funny stuff OP.
You should have left out the mention of Super Troopers. If someone doesn't know about "meows" during a traffic stop, they don't deserve an explanation.

axel4488
10-16-2011, 3:15 PM
I have done the Gabriel Iglesias bit with my jeep. The windows in the back are so black the cop didnt notice me get into the passenger seat. When he came up to the window he just looked at me, and started laughing.

PsychGuy274
10-18-2011, 4:29 AM
I have done the Gabriel Iglesias bit with my jeep. The windows in the back are so black the cop didnt notice me get into the passenger seat. When he came up to the window he just looked at me, and started laughing.

I LOVE that skit! Did you really do that?

biochembruin
10-18-2011, 8:41 AM
If someone ever used the 76 Gas Ticket Talker, I would let them slide.

MaHoTex
10-18-2011, 11:31 AM
...someone you clock going 88mph while driving a DeLorian?
Now, I am not an LEO, but if I were I would write a ticket to the driver of the Delorian. However, if they were driving a DeLorean I might cut them some slack. :D

cruising7388
10-18-2011, 12:18 PM
Now, I am not an LEO, but if I were I would write a ticket to the driver of the Delorian. However, if they were driving a DeLorean I might cut them some slack. :D

If I was the LEO, I'd:

1. Ask him if he wants to sell the Delorian, and if he says " No",

2. Ask him for his license and registration and write the ticket.


The order of the questions is important.

axel4488
10-18-2011, 4:35 PM
I LOVE that skit! Did you really do that?

yeah I couldnt help myself lol.

Jwood562
10-18-2011, 6:27 PM
if the driver was dressed as DOC or Marty I would just laugh and walk away

mtsul
10-22-2011, 2:12 PM
If someone ever used the 76 Gas Ticket Talker, I would let them slide.

I used it LEO laughed I got a fix it ticket so all was good

JaeFern
10-22-2011, 3:33 PM
if the driver was dressed as DOC or Marty I would just laugh and walk away

I think I may try this.....

BadPoor313
10-25-2011, 11:14 AM
Okay this thread has me laughing. Am I the only one who gets these jokes at the same time?

Not the only one I got both jokes the first time I read them. Anyone ever try to reverse the meow game and see how many times you can say it to the cop?? Could end of being a meow off lol.

roushstage2
10-25-2011, 1:09 PM
Great thread, lol

ksleo204
11-03-2011, 11:49 PM
How many times can you say meow to the cop....well you might get a couple out! Yeah all that other stuff I got it too! I keep waiting on the whole switch seats gig. I did pull over a pretty darn hot chick on Halloween the other day and she was dressed like a cop....well sorta! I ain't never seen a cop wearing quite so little!

sacluded
11-05-2011, 1:54 PM
How many times can you say meow to the cop....well you might get a couple out! Yeah all that other stuff I got it too! I keep waiting on the whole switch seats gig. I did pull over a pretty darn hot chick on Halloween the other day and she was dressed like a cop....well sorta! I ain't never seen a cop wearing quite so little!

Did she get a ticket?

axel4488
11-05-2011, 7:43 PM
Did she get a ticket?

With his number and what time he gets off his shift that night lol!