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robgon
04-14-2011, 1:29 PM
What's a mall ninja and all the referencing to them? It kinda sounds just like sone sort of tool of a gun owner, is this correct?

KaLiFORNIA
04-14-2011, 1:34 PM
Google. end thread

Rock6.3
04-14-2011, 1:35 PM
Yes, mall ninjas are generally considered to be 'tools'. They portray themselves as authorities on all topics, experts with all weapons, and themselves as the ultimate weapon. These 'tools' are unable to differentiate between their perceived reality and the world that the rest of us live in.

MrPlink
04-14-2011, 1:37 PM
It means poser.

dj_dub
04-14-2011, 1:37 PM
Mall Ninja: A term used in the firearm community to describe an individual who is obsessed with tactical, paramilitary style firearms and modifications, particularly firearms composed mostly of plastic. Such individuals are usually un-experienced novices who compulsively overpay for weapons and accessories not worth their weight in dog crap because such items looked cool in movies and video games.

Taken from Urban Dictionary ;)

Etihtsarom
04-14-2011, 1:39 PM
A mall ninja is a japanese person who hangs upside down wearing a black outfit in any mall.

Bigbird19
04-14-2011, 1:43 PM
A mall ninja is a japanese person who hangs upside down wearing a black outfit in any mall.


+1 :D

dieselpower
04-14-2011, 1:44 PM
It means poser.

not really, a Poser is just someone who shows off like is is what he admires a Mall Ninja (Gecko45 the first one) had / has all the information he / she doesn't / didn't just look the part, they knew all the lingo, all the gear, all the facts.

They (mall ninjas) just lack the reasoning skills to realize its all bull****.

I know plenty of ex-military combat veterans who are total freaking mall ninjas. When a 22 year, Purple Heart recipient and 3 tour combat Vet tells me he polishes the FMJ on his 62gr FEDERAL bulk ammo...hes a freaking idiot and mall ninja.

robcoe
04-14-2011, 1:48 PM
A mall ninja is to guns what a ricer is to cars.

MrPlink
04-14-2011, 1:49 PM
^ polishing fed bulk is def mall ninja-ish.
But consider the context the term is most often used.
Also, consider that gecko45 was a mall security guard pretending to be on a swat team. I still say poser

dieselpower
04-14-2011, 1:51 PM
^ polishing fed bulk is def mall ninja-ish.
But consider the context the term is most often used.
Also, consider that gecko45 was a mall security guard pretending to be on a swat team. I still say poser

yeah..he knew his stuff though. LOL I hope he took some creative writing courses and is now a Hollywood screenwriter. I would pay the $10 to see one of his movies...LOL

killshot44
04-14-2011, 1:51 PM
Mall Ninja: A term used in the firearm community to describe an individual who is obsessed with tactical, paramilitary style firearms and modifications, particularly firearms composed mostly of plastic. Such individuals are usually un-experienced novices who compulsively overpay for weapons and accessories not worth their weight in dog crap because such items looked cool in movies and video games.
Taken from Urban Dictionary ;)

And they often look something like this...........
http://i878.photobucket.com/albums/ab348/Killshot44_bucket/ready4war-1.jpg

Etihtsarom
04-14-2011, 1:52 PM
Alright, lets not be too rough. Mall ninjas have feelings too.

Dion
04-14-2011, 1:55 PM
Everybody's a Mall Ninja to somebody. :p

Etihtsarom
04-14-2011, 1:56 PM
Chuck Norris is mall ninja to NOONE.

Dion
04-14-2011, 1:57 PM
Chuck Norris is mall ninja to NOONE.

Respectfully disagree, sir. Bruce Lee is the exception.

ZX-10R
04-14-2011, 2:01 PM
Calguns = Mall Ninja.

dieselpower
04-14-2011, 2:03 PM
Respectfully disagree, sir. Bruce Lee is the exception.

Agree Bruce kicked Chucks butt, thats why Chuck paid to have him killed.:D

Etihtsarom
04-14-2011, 2:04 PM
Haha Browsing on Calguns is something I'm ashamed of, it's like browsing porn. When the wife is in the room, I hit the "boss key" before she makes fun of me.

rareair
04-14-2011, 2:23 PM
A mall ninja is a japanese person who hangs upside down wearing a black outfit in any mall.

Why's he got to be Japanese? Mexicans, Chinese, Filipino, African Americans or Whities can't be Mall Ninjas? That's crazy! Any ethnic cultures should be able to be mall ninjas if that's what they want. :D

Etihtsarom
04-14-2011, 2:27 PM
No, that's not how stereo typing works. We're stereotyping a mall ninja, thus, it must be japanese, not just any japanese, must be one wearing black AND is able to hang upside down. This way, if you get shot by a mall ninja, the last thing you will see is a gun barrel in your face, but no one is standing in front of you holding it (it's cause ninjas are invisible and they're in the ceiling, duh, winning).

Rock6.3
04-14-2011, 2:29 PM
not really, a Poser is just someone who shows off like is is what he admires a Mall Ninja (Gecko45 the first one) had / has all the information he / she doesn't / didn't just look the part, they knew all the lingo, all the gear, all the facts.

They (mall ninjas) just lack the reasoning skills to realize its all bull****.

I know plenty of ex-military combat veterans who are total freaking mall ninjas. When a 22 year, Purple Heart recipient and 3 tour combat Vet tells me he polishes the FMJ on his 62gr FEDERAL bulk ammo...hes a freaking idiot and mall ninja.

OP, dieselpower is correct, just google Gecko45 and you will have your definition of a mall ninja, and this thread can die now (or an admin can show mercy and move this topic to general discussion).

lewisracing
04-14-2011, 2:29 PM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0905/chuck-norris-demotivational-poster-1241179296.jpg

Bug Splat
04-14-2011, 2:30 PM
Ahh yes, Gecko45. That was a great read and laugh for the history books. Bullet proofing his mall cart had me rolling as did his "Rapid Response" to any part of the mall in XX seconds. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

jermzzzzzzz
04-14-2011, 2:34 PM
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ JUST SO YA'LL NEVER FORGET!!!

themailman
04-14-2011, 2:37 PM
ask CK 32, he seems to know.

Bluhdow!
04-14-2011, 2:41 PM
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/


Wow...I wasn't around when this first came out so I'm sure everyone else has already seen it...but wow.

robcoe
04-14-2011, 2:43 PM
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ JUST SO YA'LL NEVER FORGET!!!

Thanks for that, now everyone at work thinks I'm nuts because I have spent the last 5 minutes laughing my *** off.

SGTKane
04-14-2011, 2:53 PM
"...try laughing at the sheep out there who go to teh mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God." May have been the funniest thing I've read today.

jermzzzzzzz
04-14-2011, 2:58 PM
So whose gonna take the long shots?

Dark Mod
04-14-2011, 3:00 PM
This thread is now Mall Ninja

SIGSHOOTR
04-14-2011, 3:02 PM
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ JUST SO YA'LL NEVER FORGET!!!

LMFAO

Gecko_45
04-14-2011, 3:53 PM
Its sad that none of you are willing to stand up and defend other people lives with your own, instead you critize the people who are out there everyday, laying their lives on the line and keeping people safe. If you want to make fun of somebody, look in a mirror, and pray you never get caught in a situation you cant handle, waiting for someone like me with the foresight to be prepared to swoop in and save the day.

Not like you ever will. My job basically forces me to encounter armed maniacs, and like it or not im a target. Bet you wont be laughing when i save the life (and maybe virginity) of your daughter from some thugs looking for easy prey.

lewisracing
04-14-2011, 3:55 PM
Oh **** he's back! This has to be a fake!

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlMjdQH29Uynj3UIK2qGFgrFbNbraFv own-j0OL1FUGig9BxQV&t=1

WW2Buff
04-14-2011, 3:57 PM
Oh **** he's back! This has to be a fake!

Haha, I hope so.

Rock6.3
04-14-2011, 3:59 PM
Now that a mall ninja has appeared it is time to sit back and laugh. Welcome Gecko_45, we are prepared to hear your tales of awesomeness :shuriken:

Its sad that none of you are willing to stand up and defend other people lives with your own, instead you critize the people who are out there everyday, laying their lives on the line and keeping people safe. If you want to make fun of somebody, look in a mirror, and pray you never get caught in a situation you cant handle, waiting for someone like me with the foresight to be prepared to swoop in and save the day.

Not like you ever will. My job basically forces me to encounter armed maniacs, and like it or not im a target. Bet you wont be laughing when i save the life (and maybe virginity) of your daughter from some thugs looking for easy prey.


Hi friends,

I work in a high risk security detail and my job requires me to lay down enough suppressive fire for my backup team to arrive and square away the situation. i already carry a HK USP .40 in an ankle holster with 6 loaded magazines in a carrier under my other pant cuff. my main weapon is a mossberg 500 loaded with less lethal beanbag rounds, that i carry inside my electricly powered response vehicle.

Problem is im worried about taking hits from long distance with a high powered rifle. I need a concealable handgun that has enough range for me to keep his head down while i fire and manuever close enough for a solid center mass double-tap.

I heard that .357 sig is acurate at these ranges and has enough stopping power to put down multiple targets i may encounter inside my patrol area (one of americas largest indoor retail areas)

basically i am trying to be prepared for any situation that might arise, and keep the tactical advantage long enough for the rest of my team to respond ( we can be anywhere inside our zone within 8 minutes using our electrically powered response vehicles)

I

robgon
04-14-2011, 3:59 PM
Wow!!!! I had no idea I would start this!!! Can't believe I got the original mall ninja to chime in!!!

beaster
04-14-2011, 4:02 PM
Wow, that Shrine of the Mall Ninja...ROFL! I'm betting SpecOps was just Gecko45's alter ego, especially in the post where SpecOps referred to SpecOps instead of Gecko. This guy was around on these forums, right? I seem to recall the name from when I first joined Calguns. Too funny!:laugh: Uh-oh, missed the post, he's back!

Etihtsarom
04-14-2011, 4:02 PM
Yay...Geck_45, could you confirm to us that you are Japanese, wear black clothing, and can hang upside down in any mall?

Thanks.

I alone appreciate your protection as you stand watching and protecting over me like a god.

Gecko_45
04-14-2011, 4:03 PM
I am not here to entertain you. Im not even allowed to legally speak of anything ive done in detail. Just know that im in a very high risk security detail and leave it at that. You dont know the people i work for, if i give away too many details i could very well come home to an assasin tonight, Not that im not prepared to meet him head on (ive trained in ninjitsu for over 14 years now).

Gecko_45
04-14-2011, 4:04 PM
Yay...Geck_45, could you confirm to us that you are Japanese, wear black clothing, and can hang upside down in any mall?

Thanks.

I alone appreciate your protection as you stand watching and protecting over me like a god.

Thanks for your support, theres not many people out there who will readily admit the protection they receive from unseen heros like us.

Rock6.3
04-14-2011, 4:05 PM
I am not here to entertain you.

Unfortunately you have already failed. :rolleyes:

rareair
04-14-2011, 4:06 PM
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Thank you, I love it. Great reading material. Someone needs to pitch this to a movie executive(s). This story must be told. A TV movie in the least.

jdouglas
04-14-2011, 4:07 PM
Lol...the whole mall ninja thing with Gecko45 was just so hilarious. Yes, I actually did read the whole thing on lonelymachines.org not too long ago. I'm pretty sure the original Gecko guy was completely sane, and was just doing the whole thing for a laugh.

jermzzzzzzz
04-14-2011, 4:07 PM
I hate imposters! Someone get the REAL Gecko45 in here!

Etihtsarom
04-14-2011, 4:09 PM
Unfortunately you have already failed. :rolleyes:
Silence you imbecile, you'll not mock Him whose name must not be named.

jermzzzzzzz
04-14-2011, 4:25 PM
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/shaniqua-be-all-like.jpg

Rock6.3
04-14-2011, 4:25 PM
I think somebody had the wrong calendar date for today, they were 13 days off.

MultiCaliber
04-14-2011, 4:52 PM
Didn't any of you guys see "Mall Cop"?

Pretty darned similar concept. Maybe a little less extreme, but same flavor.

Anyway, for all the other closet mall ninjas out there, don't get discouraged by these haters. Their AR's don't look as awesome as ours! :biggrinjester:

Ubermcoupe
04-14-2011, 5:31 PM
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ JUST SO YA'LL NEVER FORGET!!!

Wow:eek:

Haha:smilielol5:

stix213
04-14-2011, 5:45 PM
If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.


Still makes me laugh as hard as the first time a read it lol

Agustav
04-14-2011, 6:24 PM
Gecko_45, you are my hero! :p

Thank you for protecting my virginity while I shop at the mall... Mwahaha

intheknow
04-14-2011, 6:51 PM
wow... I dont know of anyone suviving a Lupua Magnum .338 round to the back... I would like to see proof:coolgleamA:

C_1
04-14-2011, 6:53 PM
Ha ha.. Really? Good stuff.. I was wondering when another mall ninja thread was going to pop up.. And this time, Mr Gecko 45, or someone who registered using his name, is here now.. I guess we can shop safely at the malls now!

elnielsen
04-14-2011, 7:13 PM
http://thepriorart.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/dont_worry_sir_i_m_from_the_internet.jpg

M.C.
04-14-2011, 7:19 PM
wow... I dont know of anyone suviving a Lupua Magnum .338 round to the back... I would like to see proof:coolgleamA:

It's all in the will to survive... once you have that down decapitation is merely a flesh wound and a .338 lapua is a love tap...:cool2:

RONIN.
04-14-2011, 11:35 PM
All I can say is........ Lmao

robgon
04-15-2011, 4:48 AM
This is a great thread to explain in great detail what a mall ninja is? And great that the original came back with his two cents.

jshoebot
04-15-2011, 5:40 AM
Gecko45!!! Sir, you are my hero. I wish I could shake your hand. Also, do you have any openings on your high-risk security detail? I'm 25 years old, with 23 years experience as a Green Beret, 20 of those years I was also a Navy SEAL, 15 years in Marine Force Recon, and 12 years as a USAF Pararescueman. Oh, I also have 8 years of experience with FBI HRT, and 2 years now as an operaterative with the CIA. Do I have enough experience to join your team? Ever since reading your story, being on your rapid response team has been my only dream. Could you make my dream come true? I know I don't have as much experience as you, but I would love for you to take me under your wing and teach me the ins and outs of tactical operations.

NSR500
04-15-2011, 5:47 AM
WWG45D


:ninja:

Seeker
04-15-2011, 5:48 AM
Gecko45!!! Sir, you are my hero. I wish I could shake your hand. Also, do you have any openings on your high-risk security detail? I'm 25 years old, with 23 years experience as a Green Beret, 20 of those years I was also a Navy SEAL, 15 years in Marine Force Recon, and 12 years as a USAF Pararescueman. Oh, I also have 8 years of experience with FBI HRT, and 2 years now as an operaterative with the CIA. Do I have enough experience to join your team? Ever since reading your story, being on your rapid response team has been my only dream. Could you make my dream come true? I know I don't have as much experience as you, but I would love for you to take me under your wing and teach me the ins and outs of tactical operations.

You have quite a resume there with service in 3 branches of military. Do i sense sarcasm? lol

CJay
04-15-2011, 5:52 AM
Funny story, several years ago a couple buddies of mine nicknamed me "Mall Ninja", because I have a bunch of guns, more than they have, and hardly ever went out shooting with them, whether due to not having time or having other obligations. It doesn't matter whether the situation changes or not going out with them, that I started up IDPA again and have taken up to intermediate level pistol and carbine courses, I'm still "Mall Ninja" to them. :D

jshoebot
04-15-2011, 5:53 AM
You have quite a resume there with service in 3 branches of military. Do i sense sarcasm? lol

Nope, no sarcasm. If you notice my age in my previous post, I have literally been an operator since I was 2 years old. And it's 4 branches of the military, plus FBI and CIA. Please get my resume correct if you're going to quote me.


























;)

JaeFern
04-15-2011, 7:58 AM
Nope, no sarcasm. If you notice my age in my previous post, I have literally been an operator since I was 2 years old. And it's 4 branches of the military, plus FBI and CIA. Please get my resume correct if you're going to quote me.


























;)

Come on geck! He's definitely got sidekick potential!

Dhena81
04-15-2011, 12:06 PM
That has to be the funniest thing I've read in a long time to bad Gecko45 was banned after 3 posts for apparently nothing other than sharing his stories of ninjitsu and rolling around the mall with concealed SMG's and select fire SBR's in a electric cart lol.

lewisracing
04-15-2011, 12:09 PM
That has to be the funniest thing I've read in a long time to bad Gecko45 was banned after 3 posts for apparently nothing other than sharing his stories of ninjitsu and rolling around the mall with concealed SMG's and select fire SBR's in a electric cart lol.

Gecko45 wasn't banned because it was Gecko45, it was an imposter. Nice try though, whoever did it.

nobody33
04-15-2011, 12:53 PM
The mall ninja thing was classic stuff. I'm surprised gecko45 hadn't been already taken here yet.

NorCalK9.com
04-15-2011, 1:29 PM
I am not here to entertain you. Im not even allowed to legally speak of anything ive done in detail. Just know that im in a very high risk security detail and leave it at that. You dont know the people i work for, if i give away too many details i could very well come home to an assasin tonight, Not that im not prepared to meet him head on (ive trained in ninjitsu for over 14 years now).

WOW! Its times like these where I may come home to an assasin that I have 5 blood thirsty Malinois at my house lol Hey gecko I sell military n police k9's sounds like you may need one.

Agustav
04-15-2011, 1:38 PM
That has to be the funniest thing I've read in a long time to bad Gecko45 was banned after 3 posts for apparently nothing other than sharing his stories of ninjitsu and rolling around the mall with concealed SMG's and select fire SBR's in a electric cart lol.

It's not an electric cart!!! It's an Alternative Energy Rapid Response Vehicle... It highly modified and can get to any part of mall (as long as it's the same floor) in 8 1/2 minutes flat! :43:

jeff762
04-15-2011, 1:55 PM
the best discription of a mall ninja would be "tactical gear whore".

NorCalK9.com
04-15-2011, 4:28 PM
Dude this guy is nuts!!!! he needs to be on an fbi watch list or something hell half the crap he talks about would be all over the worlds news and calling ausrallians nazis? I'm Ausrian my grandparents are all from austria now i'm not asamed cause it wasnt my people it was the damn autralians killing everyone lol. But for real this guy is NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

themailman
04-15-2011, 4:52 PM
Dude this guy is nuts!!!! he needs to be on an fbi watch list or something hell half the crap he talks about would be all over the worlds news and calling ausrallians nazis? I'm Ausrian my grandparents are all from austria now i'm not asamed cause it wasnt my people it was the damn autralians killing everyone lol. But for real this guy is NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, stop posting.

lewisracing
04-15-2011, 5:13 PM
Please, stop posting.


http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/03/offtopic.jpg

JaeFern
04-15-2011, 7:02 PM
WOW! Its times like these where I may come home to an assasin that I have 5 blood thirsty Malinois at my house lol Hey gecko I sell military n police k9's sounds like you may need one.

Haha on a serious note, do you really sell police dogs? I'm asking because im interested.

winxp_man
04-15-2011, 8:12 PM
Why is it when the talk about mall ninjas comes up the pics posted are FAT GUYS in military or tactical clothing and gear ? Always cracks me up :D

M.C.
04-15-2011, 9:53 PM
Why is it when the talk about mall ninjas comes up the pics posted are FAT GUYS in military or tactical clothing and gear ? Always cracks me up :D

Shhh... they're spec ops in disguise. The fatness is part of their uber cool camouflage.

winxp_man
04-15-2011, 9:56 PM
Shhh... they're spec ops in disguise. The fatness is part of their uber cool camouflage.


And we defiantly don't want to ruin their day do we :D

hornswaggled
04-15-2011, 10:05 PM
Gecko_45, please recall that you are under a direct lawful order by a ranking operative known as SteyrAUG, to cease and desist all activities on public Internet forums such as "Calguns". Your "posts" here have been noted, and will be communicated to relevant parties pending executive review.

robcoe
04-15-2011, 10:17 PM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/demotivational-posters-mall-cops.jpg

Stephen83
04-15-2011, 10:42 PM
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ JUST SO YA'LL NEVER FORGET!!!

http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/images/smilies/lurk5.gif I read the whole thing... wow

But seriously, this guy deserves every bit of our respect. Fight on the good fight! Now every time I go to the mall and see the security there, I admire them for their service and tell them how awesome it is to be able to serve the public like their legendary hero did.
:King:



http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/images/smilies/rofl2.gif

M.C.
04-16-2011, 7:52 AM
And we defiantly don't want to ruin their day do we :D

No we don't... the fate of the mall... no the universe would be jeopardized.
:rolleyes:

robgon
04-17-2011, 8:12 PM
Did gecko45 say the mall???

mdhpper
04-18-2011, 5:36 PM
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ JUST SO YA'LL NEVER FORGET!!!

Thanks for the laugh! This has got to be the funniest thing I have ever read.

JaeFern
04-18-2011, 6:09 PM
I kind of wish I could meet this guy.

winxp_man
04-19-2011, 10:45 AM
No we don't... the fate of the mall... no the universe would be jeopardized.
:rolleyes:


And that would mean the end of Humanity .............. except for the rats and roaches here on earth :D

JayBeeJay
04-19-2011, 1:53 PM
LOL at the pics in this thread.

till44
04-19-2011, 2:11 PM
http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz50/billt460/MallNinja.jpg

pdugan6
04-19-2011, 2:32 PM
i cant believe i read that whole thread........

jidokenju
04-19-2011, 3:24 PM
i cant believe i read that whole thread........

I can, it was pretty funny. Ending was weak though.

6mmintl
04-19-2011, 3:58 PM
You can sometimes find them on the 50 foot or 50 yard rifle range with there tricked out M4 carbines in air/water tight cases with a host of needed accessories (for when the SHTF). Be quick to identify the as the slip into the dark shadows whenever possible.

They rarely venture out beyond the 100 yard line during the daytime and are never seen in markmmanship competition venues, hence "Mall Ninja's"

RRichie09
04-19-2011, 4:31 PM
You can sometimes find them on the 50 foot or 50 yard rifle range with there tricked out M4 carbines in air/water tight cases with a host of needed accessories (for when the SHTF). Be quick to identify the as the slip into the dark shadows whenever possible.

They rarely venture out beyond the 100 yard line during the daytime and are never seen in markmmanship competition venues, hence "Mall Ninja's"

Don't have to shoot out to 100 yards in a mall... duh!

haha ;)

RONIN.
04-19-2011, 4:34 PM
MALL NINJA : are those guys that show up at the range in full kit, with full kit on there m4's shooting 50yards.. and missing the target.. those same ppl are the same types of ppl.. that when at the gun store always seem to have there finger in the trigger guard, and happen to pan ppl's heads.. at the store or the range.. and at the store always brag about how great they shoot.. yet they can't hit a 12x12 at 50yrds..

the same ppl are the ones that talk the big talk when going to a class, yet when going threw the class, are the slowest on drills, the ones making the most mistakes.. dropping there billion dollar weapons.. the same one you have to repeatedly tell to keep there finger off the trigger between drills.. the same ppl that have to run drills with 12 mags.. yet the class only needs 4..

those same ppl come onto forums, and ask what the spec ops community is using for weapons these days because they HAVE to have one.. nothing else will do for there range plinking weapon.. the same ones that always give miss information.. made up from what they read on the INTERNET.. the same ppl that when ask why they need a 13lb ar for a day light training class.. say well.. the seals do it.. and i just shake my head..

ronin

RRichie09
04-19-2011, 4:43 PM
Mall Ninja: Someone who should've got into airsoft but somehow ended up with a real gun.

a1fabweld
04-19-2011, 8:32 PM
A mall ninja is a guy who has everything offered by Magpul on his rifle, has a Magpul case on his I-Phone, & owns all the Magpul videos. :shuriken:

lewisracing
04-19-2011, 9:52 PM
A mall ninja is a guy who has everything offered by Magpul on his rifle, has a Magpul case on his I-Phone, & owns all the Magpul videos. :shuriken:


I disagree, but I have to admit I laughed.

The Magpul videos are good. Not a substitute for professional training, but their fundamentals are good. And the rifle parts are good as well.

Funny you brought this up though, I was at a Carbine I class and there was a guy that had Magpul crap everywhere, including stickers and patches all over his gear... he was a good shooter, but the instructor (who also teaches for Magpul) made fun of him all day long... in a loving way of course!

maker
04-19-2011, 10:19 PM
Best thread ever. Just peed a little.

djeddiebear
04-19-2011, 11:03 PM
wow i wasted all my time reading this thread and i don't regret it! thanks guys!

23 Blast
04-20-2011, 9:25 AM
Thanks for that, now everyone at work thinks I'm nuts because I have spent the last 5 minutes laughing my *** off.

Me too! I think I just pissed myself laughing.

Either Gecko45 is having some fun at our expense (sort of a Phil Hendrie of the Internet), or he seriously has some mental issues.

23 Blast
04-20-2011, 9:29 AM
Did gecko45 say the mall???

Yep. Who knows, maybe he guards the National Mall in Washington, DC and really is a total badass....:D

SGTKane
04-20-2011, 10:42 AM
From Fark:

A shopping mall in Burlington, Mass was evacuated after a man was sighted carrying a scary umbrella (http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2011/04/19/Umbrella-not-gun-caused-mall-evacuation/UPI-99621303233132/). Due to the quick response time of the police, there are no reported injuries.

I read that and couldn't help but think of Gecko45 putting his life on the line to protect us from umbrella's run amok.

Zumbeh
04-20-2011, 2:19 PM
Mall ninja? did someone spot me at work? JK!!!

joeyjoejoe
04-20-2011, 3:38 PM
this thread has made my day. really great distraction from work! thanks all :)

3GunFunShooter
04-20-2011, 4:01 PM
Well worth the 1/2 hour I spent reading this! LOL!

23 Blast
04-20-2011, 4:15 PM
Kinda wonder if the entire movie, "Observe and Report" was based entirely on Gecko45.