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beauregard
08-18-2010, 2:19 PM
Sometimes I sleep with my rifle. Yeah, I really do. Please tell me I'm not the only one who occasionally does this.

Please. I don't think my insurance will cover the cost of a shrink.

Super Spy
08-18-2010, 2:23 PM
Never done that.....not even in boot camp. I prefer to sleep with a warm body, preferably a human female, but I won't kick the cat or dog off the bed most of the time.

Greg-Dawg
08-18-2010, 2:25 PM
As long as you don't wake up in the morning finding yogurt around the trigger guard.

daveinwoodland
08-18-2010, 2:26 PM
Can't pass up the obvious, OK you're a KOOK!!!

bongfoo
08-18-2010, 2:35 PM
i'll confim that...

KOOK

evidens83
08-18-2010, 2:42 PM
Kook

Kodemonkey
08-18-2010, 2:46 PM
I think you have seen the movie Full Metal Jacket too many times ;)

CSACANNONEER
08-18-2010, 2:48 PM
I may have a little ..... but, it's not small enough to fit in the bore of my .50cals. I'm sorry if your's is small enough to fit in the bore of your rifle. I guess your nickname has been "Pencil" for a long time and with good reason. Right?

San FranPsycho
08-18-2010, 2:51 PM
Why?

Mendo223
08-18-2010, 2:59 PM
i've only slept with my AR15 right next to my bedside...but ive never had a gun phsycailly inside the bed

beauregard
08-18-2010, 3:08 PM
Why?

I don't think it's a whole lot different than sleeping with a pistol under one's pillow. I'll bet half the reason people do this is for the feeling it gives them more than the practicality. For me it's not a question feeling "secure" so much as "comfortable."

grammaton76
08-18-2010, 3:11 PM
My rifle remains next to the bed, standing up and cleverly concealed behind a curtain. All set to unleash 30 rounds of pain upon request.

Cyc Wid It
08-18-2010, 3:16 PM
Somewhere in Afghanistan, a kid in a cave is reading this thinking "that guy's crazy."

a1c
08-18-2010, 3:23 PM
I only sleep with my wife. And occasionally the two cats find their way onto the bed.

The rifles are in the doghouse - I mean the safe.

steadyrock
08-18-2010, 3:41 PM
I think you've forgotten which one's for fighting and which one's for fun.

tuolumnejim
08-18-2010, 3:50 PM
I fell asleep with my head on gun parts I wss working on at the desk, but thats the closest I come to your story.
Oh.. kook. :D

Peter W Bush
08-18-2010, 4:08 PM
I've done it a few times with my AR.

dwh100
08-18-2010, 4:10 PM
You're a kook!
Feel better?

CSACANNONEER
08-18-2010, 4:11 PM
I've done it a few times with my AR.

Remind me to never touch your AR.

PsychGuy274
08-18-2010, 4:39 PM
That's a little too far.

bsg
08-18-2010, 4:50 PM
kook.... :44: :)

bassbones
08-18-2010, 5:11 PM
mine gets tucked in right next to me...:blush5:.... my wife will let me know any time she moves my "girlfriend" when i am not home...

Peter W Bush
08-18-2010, 5:16 PM
Remind me to never touch your AR.

But you already touched my............





























AK :43:

VictorFranko
08-18-2010, 5:21 PM
Somebody needs a girlfriend, and soon!
More than kooky and not even close to being kinky :confused:

tujungatoes
08-18-2010, 5:30 PM
...KOOK!;)

robcoe
08-18-2010, 5:44 PM
Kook, Remember "click" meens no!

norcal.xd
08-18-2010, 6:33 PM
i have either my ar or 12ga bedside.....i dont think my wife would let me go that far as to have one in the bed....

Gallows
08-18-2010, 7:04 PM
At Basic we had to sleep with our rifles, I got so used to it that when I came home it was weird sleeping without one.

todd2968
08-18-2010, 7:09 PM
Define "Sleep with" and When I was in Bosnia I slept with my rifle. There were many like it but this one was MINE.

beauregard
08-19-2010, 8:43 AM
Last night the SIG had the privilege.

CP562
08-19-2010, 9:00 AM
Hope you put a gun sock on it, you kook.

SReagle
08-19-2010, 9:10 AM
I think you have seen the movie Full Metal Jacket too many times ;)

I don't think he seen it enough, as I remember it, that did not work out so well.:eek:

joedogboy
08-19-2010, 9:46 AM
In the field or when camping, never at home.

Decoligny
08-19-2010, 10:22 AM
Sometimes I sleep with my rifle. Yeah, I really do. Please tell me I'm not the only one who occasionally does this.

Please. I don't think my insurance will cover the cost of a shrink.

I have done that, but I was in a DFP @ Kunsan AB ROK, with the rifle across my lap. It was my turn to get a few z's and my partner in the DFP had the watch.

theneko
08-19-2010, 10:53 AM
not a kook - just a troll...