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stitchnicklas
07-27-2010, 12:04 AM
this guy is selling a sks russian,good price.yada yada....but in his instructions area about shipping and communications he is frickin funny as hell

http://v2.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=180925351

total worth the look hahahahahahaha..:smilielol5::smilielol5:

Reductio
07-27-2010, 12:37 AM
....if your mother answers the phone.... :smilielol5:

AlliedArmory
07-27-2010, 1:12 AM
Your Contact Phone Number: Be sure that the number you have listed with Gunbroker is the correct one to contact you. As a rule, I generally do not call a buyer unless there is something I need to clarify directly or I am trying to establish contact after a length of time has past following the end of an auction with no communication. In which case, if your wife/girlfriend/mother answers the phone I WILL NOT COVER FOR YOU. I will leave a complete and detailed professional message with EXACTLY the reason for my call. I will not be cryptic, I will not speak in code. If they will divorce/breakup/spank you, do not list a number where your wife/girlfriend/mother will answer the phone. If you are not allowed by the significant female in your life to buy things online, my heart goes out to you. I am not a relationship counselor, and I am through getting e-mails scolding me for telling a buyer’s wife that they are buying things online. If you don’t want me to call you, then follow up on your purchase in a timely manner.

jak77
07-27-2010, 1:22 AM
ahahahah nice find

IrishPirate
07-27-2010, 1:30 AM
damn fine gun too....all matching numbers...where's $500 when you need it!!??

xibunkrlilkidsx
07-27-2010, 8:01 AM
Yeah no **** Irish. i always find what im looking for when im bloody broke.


lol...now i wonder what the *** chewing he got for leaving a message involved.

luckygunner
07-27-2010, 8:21 AM
Great find. I'll have a smile on my face all day.

Steven@LG

gotime
07-27-2010, 8:26 AM
he keeps it realz.

shooting4life
07-27-2010, 10:09 AM
Wish I could bump his add.

Untamed1972
07-27-2010, 10:24 AM
I feel the guys pain. I can't tell you how many times over the years I've lost out on sales after a guy has come to look and made an offer, only to call back later and say "my wife said no". Got to the point where I started putting in my various ads "please get your wife's permission before coming to look".

bsg
07-27-2010, 10:26 AM
thanks for sharing this today; needed the laugh....

pdq_wizzard
07-27-2010, 10:43 AM
I feel the guys pain. I can't tell you how many times over the years I've lost out on sales after a guy has come to look and made an offer, only to call back later and say "my wife said no". Got to the point where I started putting in my various ads "please get your wife's permission before coming to look".

Just Guns in Sac has a sing that says "your wife called and said it's OK" :D

nick
07-27-2010, 11:09 AM
damn fine gun too....all matching numbers...where's $500 when you need it!!??

Ask your significant other :p

welchy
07-27-2010, 10:33 PM
That is some funny shyte.

Turbinator
07-29-2010, 12:24 AM
Hey, I think he's right on with his auction ranting!

Turby