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iebarbabe
05-07-2010, 7:53 PM
really i love him and guns but he won't get off of calgungs..

Mongoblack23
05-07-2010, 7:54 PM
love you too hunny....

Sajedene
05-07-2010, 7:54 PM
Okay then.

bombadillo
05-07-2010, 7:56 PM
Walk in with a can of whipped cream naked, and I'd bet he'd get off the computer :cool:

ojisan
05-07-2010, 7:59 PM
really i love him and guns but he won't get off of calgungs..

:ban:














Just kidding!
:)

Sajedene
05-07-2010, 8:00 PM
^^ Seriously. Use your assets. Or that thing I see in your profile picture.

Oh was this supposed to be a joke thread?

nrvnqsrxk
05-07-2010, 8:14 PM
I can understand if he were researching for an answer of a question that has been burning at the back of his mind, but eventually even this forum gets boring after a while, haha.

VegasND
05-08-2010, 7:45 AM
I can understand if he were researching for an answer of a question that has been burning at the back of his mind, but eventually even this forum gets boring after a while, haha.

Is that so?

Blue
05-08-2010, 7:46 AM
You're in the beginning stages of becoming a Calguns widow, get used to it.

45DAVID1
05-08-2010, 8:00 AM
hop onto another guys gun and see how he feels.

Saigon1965
05-08-2010, 8:10 AM
Is there a support group yet -

You're in the beginning stages of becoming a Calguns widow, get used to it.

trashman
05-08-2010, 8:23 AM
really i love him and guns but he won't get off of calgungs..

That's funny - I just mentioned this thread about Calguns widows to my wife and....wait, where'd she go?

--Neill

glockwise2000
05-08-2010, 9:47 AM
Calguns widow? Walk in the room naked or in your best lingerie. It works.

PatriotnMore
05-08-2010, 9:51 AM
Women unite, fight fire with fire. :useless:


Calguns widow? Walk in the room naked or in your best lingerie. It works.

professorhard
05-08-2010, 9:58 AM
n00b

shellyzsweet
05-08-2010, 10:02 AM
it happens....I remember when my ex wouldn't get off calguns....then started his own site and wouldn't get off it....now here I am....on calguns.....we broke up....and were both still on calguns.....crazy

maxwellca21
05-08-2010, 10:24 AM
welcome to calguns!

mossberg500
05-08-2010, 10:30 AM
hop onto another guys gun and see how he feels.

im available lol:43:

Big Jake
05-08-2010, 10:51 AM
Walk in with a can of whipped cream naked, and I'd bet he'd get off the computer :cool:

This! :D

CSACANNONEER
05-08-2010, 11:03 AM
PM me your phone number and I will pass it on to my wife. I'm sure you two have something in common that you can talk about. Or, you can come to my AK build party and build your own rifle while he sits in front of a keyboard.

Steyrlp10
05-08-2010, 2:37 PM
Hilarious... now I can tell my other half that he's not alone when he thinks I spend waaaaaay too much time on CGN - lol

tankerman
05-08-2010, 3:12 PM
There are plenty of single men on Calguns if you're looking for a new boyfriend. (sorry but I'm married)

Super Spy
05-08-2010, 4:03 PM
My wife thinks I spend too much time on CalGuns......I think a few suggestions made on this thread would be very effective, Whip Cream is a great idea and Sajedean hit the nail on the head...

develown
05-08-2010, 4:08 PM
If you need to trade up to a better BF model give me a ring :P

sirgiles
05-08-2010, 7:00 PM
If you need to trade up to a better BF model give me a ring :P

i think the reqirement is you get off calguns.:(

JagerTroop
05-08-2010, 8:03 PM
really i love him and guns but he won't get off of calgungs..

Would you rather have him spend all day looking at internet porn, gambling the morgage payment away on Ultimate Bet, or searching for 14 year old girls in chat rooms (only to end up talking to Chris Hansen)?

He's safe and sound, right where you can see him, doing something that's not illegal and that is basically free. Just keep him out of the marketplace :D

You REALLY want to get him away from the computer? The "whipped cream trick" works... so does; walking into his field of view, wearing nothing but his favorite rifle slung over your shoulder (or fav. pistol holstered on a belt).

For most of us, you don't have to love guns (and the culture) as much as us, but a little interest goes a long way ;)

just my 2 cents

NorCalMama
05-08-2010, 8:26 PM
really i love him and guns but he won't get off of calgungscalguns..
fixed that for ya...

Something kinda strange about this being a first post...

tacticalcity
05-08-2010, 9:36 PM
Nice to see I wasn't the first one tempted to offer to take his place. My post count goes way down when I have "more important" things to worry about. ;)

shellyzsweet
05-08-2010, 9:43 PM
Nice to see I wasn't the first one tempted to offer to take his place.

in that case.....lemme dust off my bf requirements and start handing out a stack of applications......




















JK!! I kid I kid!!!! one ex addicted to this site is enough for me!

Saigon1965
05-08-2010, 9:45 PM
Oh make it a six pack -

in that case.....lemme dust off my bf requirements and start handing out a stack of applications......

JK!! I kid I kid!!!! one ex addicted to this site is enough for me!

shellyzsweet
05-08-2010, 9:50 PM
Oh make it a six pack -

LOL I'd drink a six pack with you and the fellas!!! Just no U know who....and someone has to drive me home.....and no coors light BS either, MGD at minimum!! preferable blue moon, fat tire, or sierra nevada......oo and NO WINE! :43:

Mongoblack23
05-08-2010, 10:29 PM
just fyi, today, i just bought this little woman her first rifle, so lay off a little..... i do love this site, but i love my woman more.. and to those of you who offered to take my place, feel free to try.... plain and simple, i got you beat.

MUAH!!! love you baby!!!!

Mongoblack23
05-08-2010, 10:32 PM
ohhh, and i do love me some whipped cream......

ChrisTKHarris
05-08-2010, 10:37 PM
I wish I had a girlfriend that created an account on CalGuns. :cry:

NorCalMama
05-08-2010, 10:48 PM
I wish I had a girlfriend that created an account on CalGuns. :cry:

:nopity:

lol, I thought you weren't a big fan of "VAG" ;)

ChrisTKHarris
05-08-2010, 10:53 PM
:nopity:

lol, I thought you weren't a big fan of "VAG" ;)

el oh el

AW you are herrareous.

NorCalMama
05-08-2010, 11:02 PM
el oh el

AW you are herrareous.

I think it's time for a group hug!

:grouphug:

Nothin but love! :D

shellyzsweet
05-09-2010, 12:00 AM
I wish I had a girlfriend that created an account on CalGuns. :cry:

as opposed to a girlfriend period??? -I gotta tell ya if your looking for a women on calguns, our numbers have grown....but there aren't THAT many of us on here....

ChrisTKHarris
05-09-2010, 12:01 AM
as opposed to a girlfriend period??? -I gotta tell ya if your looking for a women on calguns, our numbers have grown....but there aren't THAT many of us on here....

lol

shellyzsweet
05-09-2010, 12:03 AM
just fyi, today, i just bought this little woman her first rifle,

feel free to try.... plain and simple, i got you beat.

MUAH!!! love you baby!!!!

AAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! Nothing says love like a man putting a firearm in your hand and paying for it....but you get to fill out the DROS forms!!:)

CSACANNONEER
05-09-2010, 7:23 AM
AAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! Nothing says love like a man putting a firearm in your hand and paying for it....but you get to fill out the DROS forms!!:)

So what's my wife's problem? A few days ago, I had to trick her into going to a shop to look for an IWB holster for her. I have pretty much given her my Colt Agent but, she needed a way to convienently carry it around the property. Maybe I need to drag her back to a shop and put a pink S&W in her hand, pay for it and fill out the DROS?

ojisan
05-09-2010, 8:44 AM
So what's my wife's problem? A few days ago, I had to trick her into going to a shop to look for an IWB holster for her. I have pretty much given her my Colt Agent but, she needed a way to convienently carry it around the property. Maybe I need to drag her back to a shop and put a pink S&W in her hand, pay for it and fill out the DROS?


http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6582589/2/istockphoto_6582589-caveman-love.jpg

Sajedene
05-09-2010, 9:07 AM
I just don't get this whole "women aren't into guns" thing. I'm spoiled and surrounded with girls who want me to take them shooting :p (my cousins and friends)

NorCalMama
05-09-2010, 9:43 AM
AAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! Nothing says love like a man putting a firearm in your hand and paying for it....but you get to fill out the DROS forms!!:)

Couldn't agree more! Before guns I LOVED (well, still do love) jewelry, namely Simon G's lines but now I would take a firearm any day over a ring or necklace... and give me a few hundred rounds of ammo-you get a VERY happy lady! :D

shellyzsweet
05-09-2010, 9:57 AM
So what's my wife's problem? A few days ago, I had to trick her into going to a shop to look for an IWB holster for her. I have pretty much given her my Colt Agent but, she needed a way to convienently carry it around the property. Maybe I need to drag her back to a shop and put a pink S&W in her hand, pay for it and fill out the DROS?

yeah....truth is most women aren't into guns, or at least a large majority aren't....IDK honestly....my ex bought me an AR lower and an xd 45 instead of jewelry when we were together....but I filled out the DROS forms in my name so when we split, they came with me....ne ways....I wish I got SOME jewelry, but for the most part I was VERY happy having him buy me guns! Truth of the matter is they are gonna outlast any jewelry that he woulda bought me....esp. cause if he bought me a $700 dollar ring or ear rings....I woulda high tailed it and ran....but an XD....I was very happy!! My mom used to think it was weird, but my dad and stepmom (both gun people) totally got it.....

shellyzsweet
05-09-2010, 9:59 AM
Couldn't agree more! Before guns I LOVED (well, still do love) jewelry, namely Simon G's lines but now I would take a firearm any day over a ring or necklace... and give me a few hundred rounds of ammo-you get a VERY happy lady! :D

I wouldn't go THAT far....but mostly cause my jewlery collection is lacking compared to my firearms collection......BUT either would make me happy!!! I still like jewelry every once in a while after I fill my jewelry box up.

NorCalMama
05-09-2010, 10:16 AM
I wouldn't go THAT far....but mostly cause my jewlery collection is lacking compared to my firearms collection......BUT either would make me happy!!! I still like jewelry every once in a while after I fill my jewelry box up.

To be honest, it wouldn't crush me to get more jewlery, but ever since getting into guns, I'm hooked!

shellyzsweet
05-09-2010, 10:23 AM
To be honest, it wouldn't crush me to get more jewlery, but ever since getting into guns, I'm hooked!

I know.....imagine me....been hooked since 6. If he is anti-gun, he gets automatically DQ'd from dating me....cause I can't and WONT bring home a guy who is anti 2a......IF i did....i'm pretty sure my dads entire family would disown me....
....now i just gotta find a guy who will get me BOTH in equal shares....

RANGER295
05-09-2010, 10:54 AM
Hmmm. I lost CGN to my girlfriend… or at least sort of. I have spent less than half of the time here that I used to because I have been spending so much time with her for the last 1.5 or so years… no complaints though ;)

Exposed
05-09-2010, 11:05 AM
Any girl I date has understood this order of things. My hobby is always first, and they are always second. They all say the same thing "I completely understand babe, I would never want to take you away from your passion or come in between it". Then, down the line, my hobby DOES become an issue. Being on calguns, going shooting with buddies, buying parts and ammo and when they see how much of my life is really taken up by what I love doing, they say "it either your guns or me". That's about the time I look at them with a sad face and think to myself "man, I'm really gona miss this girl". Needless to say, I'm single, but most importantly, content. :)

shellyzsweet
05-09-2010, 11:53 AM
Any girl I date has understood this order of things. My hobby is always first, and they are always second. They all say the same thing "I completely understand babe, I would never want to take you away from your passion or come in between it". Then, down the line, my hobby DOES become an issue. Being on calguns, going shooting with buddies, buying parts and ammo and when they see how much of my life is really taken up by what I love doing, they say "it either your guns or me". That's about the time I look at them with a sad face and think to myself "man, I'm really gona miss this girl". Needless to say, I'm single, but most importantly, content. :)


its like religion....in Christianity the bible says you should find someone equally yoked in faith....with guns...same thing.

juicemansam
05-09-2010, 2:48 PM
I just don't get this whole "women aren't into guns" thing. I'm spoiled and surrounded with girls who want me to take them shooting :p (my cousins and friends)

No pictures = never happened, don't believe you.

its like religion....in Christianity the bible says you should find someone equally yoked in faith....with guns...same thing.

I got a feeling it's going to be a long quest for me.

develown
05-09-2010, 4:05 PM
No pictures = never happened, don't believe you.



I got a feeling it's going to be a long quest for me.

mmhmm, you said it

Its like they say,

there's other fish in the sea, but its hard to go fishing when you live in a desert :p

1lostinspace
05-09-2010, 4:07 PM
get him to bed at gun point

iebarbabe
05-09-2010, 8:42 PM
It was like he was speaking a foreign language the first time he took me to the gun shop.. Now I can understand half of what he says... The other half of the time I smile and look cute... I'v never been so in to guns that I cared to know so much about them.. I always just had a good time going out and shooting.. now that he got me one, I know Ill never what to put it down..

ojisan
05-09-2010, 8:55 PM
It was like he was speaking a foreign language the first time he took me to the gun shop.. Now I can understand half of what he says... The other half of the time I smile and look cute... I'v never been so in to guns that I cared to know so much about them.. I always just had a good time going out and shooting.. now that he got me one, I know Ill never what to put it down..

This is much better than your first post.
Perhaps you can hang out here a little.
We'll be watching your posts carefully.
:cool2:








:)

CSACANNONEER
05-09-2010, 9:09 PM
This is much better than your first post.
Perhaps you can hang out here a little.
We'll be watching your posts carefully.
:cool2:


Great, 2 posts and she already has a stalker and she's been hit on a bunch too. I wonder what's next?

2Cute2Shoot
05-09-2010, 10:25 PM
It was like he was speaking a foreign language the first time he took me to the gun shop.. Now I can understand half of what he says... The other half of the time I smile and look cute... I'v never been so in to guns that I cared to know so much about them.. I always just had a good time going out and shooting.. now that he got me one, I know Ill never what to put it down..

Wait, I'm confused :confused:. First, welcome to Calguns IEBarBabe! I'm happy to see another girl here. But is Mogoblack23 your boyfriend? Doesn't he have like only 14 posts? Trust me that is not lost! And now it sounds like you have a gun and are into it! So I hope now your problem has solved itself! :)

2Cute2Shoot
05-09-2010, 10:29 PM
I just don't get this whole "women aren't into guns" thing. I'm spoiled and surrounded with girls who want me to take them shooting :p (my cousins and friends)

I agree 100%. My family is planning a shooting trip at the end of the month when summer starts...probably near to Las Vegas!!! I have a few girl cousins who shoot a little and are coming, but mainly, I have two gf's who have never been shooting before who said they will come for their first time :)! So we're going to shoot, stay in nice Las Vegas Hotels and PARTY!!:43:

tacticalcity
05-09-2010, 11:08 PM
If you enjoy Vegas you may want to pick up a Front Sight Certicate on Ebay and take a 2 or 4-Day training course. If you think you are gun nut now, just wait until after a course like that. They are a lot of fun, drastically improve your skillset, and located near Vegas. I usually stay near the school during the course so I don't over do it at night, and give my self a day or two after the course is over to enjoy Vegas for Vegas. There are lots of other great shooting schools out there...but none of them give me an excuse to enjoy the really nice hotels, food, and shows you can only find in Vegas. Now if I can only be fortunate enough to find a girlfriend who will take an interest in this stuff as well. I just have not been as fortunate as Sajedene. The women I meet have very little interest, so I have to compartmentalize that aspect of my life as "work" or "guy time".

shellyzsweet
05-09-2010, 11:23 PM
I got a feeling it's going to be a long quest for me.

I'm sure you'll find a girl who will tolerate your love of firearms soon enough.

Z ME FLY
05-10-2010, 3:59 AM
Wait, I'm confused :confused:. First, welcome to Calguns IEBarBabe! I'm happy to see another girl here. But is Mogoblack23 your boyfriend? Doesn't he have like only 14 posts? Trust me that is not lost! And now it sounds like you have a gun and are into it! So I hope now your problem has solved itself! :)

I've been lost for awhile haha

You only have to worry when it says..... I NEED A LIFE!!!! under your bf's username here :)

Veteran member is nothing... I NEED A LIFE!!! takes awhile

Steyrlp10
05-10-2010, 5:38 AM
fixed that for ya...

Something kinda strange about this being a first post...

Lol NorCal... I need to borrow you to help me proof my work. I think my boss ran out of ink marking up my last draft.

How are you in Algebra II while I'm checking? :)

Steyrlp10
05-10-2010, 5:42 AM
as opposed to a girlfriend period??? -I gotta tell ya if your looking for a women on calguns, our numbers have grown....but there aren't THAT many of us on here....


I dunno... so many intelligent men belong to Calguns. I'm sure one is working on gene splicing right now and will be creating a massive amount of cloned female Calgunners for the 50,000 member celebration.

If they were all CRPA members, I suppose that would help our voting ratio too :)

Mongoblack23
05-10-2010, 6:51 AM
2cute, yeah I am her boyfriend, as far as only having a few posts, that's true, its more the marketplace that I got lost in.... too many shiny boom sticks.... but she's coming around....

cmaynes
05-10-2010, 8:35 AM
I agree 100%. My family is planning a shooting trip at the end of the month when summer starts...probably near to Las Vegas!!! I have a few girl cousins who shoot a little and are coming, but mainly, I have two gf's who have never been shooting before who said they will come for their first time :)! So we're going to shoot, stay in nice Las Vegas Hotels and PARTY!!:43:

I am not a girl- but just FYI- there are tons of places to shoot just south of Vegas by the Dry Lake bed.... all for free too. It is the purest expression of a "Free State" And in 20 to 25 minutes you can be back at the hotel (unless you are staying at the Hotel at the State Line, which is about 10 minutes away)
Henderson is a great place to stay too.

be sure to take sunscreen and water in the summer- it gets pretty warm...

NorCalMama
05-10-2010, 10:29 AM
Lol NorCal... I need to borrow you to help me proof my work. I think my boss ran out of ink marking up my last draft.

How are you in Algebra II while I'm checking? :)

LOL!!!! I graduated high school having done pre algebra. I'm fairly good so far as things pertaining to English/writing/etc go, but math, yikes! :eek:

Sicarius
05-10-2010, 2:37 PM
No pictures = never happened, don't believe you.



I got a feeling it's going to be a long quest for me.

I feel your pain brother. I feel like I was born in the wrong days and the wrong place. hehe
Kevin

artherd
05-10-2010, 3:32 PM
I'm sure one is working on gene splicing right now and will be creating a massive amount of cloned female Calgunners for the 50,000 member celebration.

Now that sounds like a party! :)

Steyrlp10
05-10-2010, 3:57 PM
Now that sounds like a party! :)


Especially if they come fully armed -- no need for any other security detail to be present -- lol

2Cute2Shoot
05-10-2010, 5:41 PM
2cute, yeah I am her boyfriend, as far as only having a few posts, that's true, its more the marketplace that I got lost in.... too many shiny boom sticks.... but she's coming around....

Well then you should be givingher more attention :mad: and not making her cry out for it! Shooting is such a fun hobby but it shouldn't pull you away from the one you love! A girl needs to feel like she comes first in her guy's life :). That's how we feel special!

iebarbabe
05-10-2010, 7:25 PM
he gives me most of his time to me... I just like giving him **** now and then.. Plus we all need are time apart to keep our sanity. Just as long as he remembers I come first..

Mongoblack23
05-10-2010, 7:26 PM
Just as long as he remembers I come first..


giggity.

RedFord150
05-11-2010, 9:42 AM
...Just as long as he remembers I come first..

Find a CalGuns event near you. Take some pics of real CalGuns members (guys, not girls). Than find a nice pic of yourself. Put the pics side by side and ask him to choose. After he sees what we all look like, you'll win ;-).
I keep waiting for my wife to tell me 'why aren't you looking at porn sites like all the normal guys!?'. She also thinks I spend too much time on CG.
FTR, she has Jewelry, I have guns. She just shoots the guns I have. After a few trades, she figured out that my guns are better investments than her jewelry.

Steyrlp10
05-11-2010, 10:14 AM
Find a CalGuns event near you. Take some pics of real CalGuns members (guys, not girls). Than find a nice pic of yourself. Put the pics side by side and ask him to choose. After he sees what we all look like, you'll win ;-).
I keep waiting for my wife to tell me 'why aren't you looking at porn sites like all the normal guys!?'. She also thinks I spend too much time on CG.
FTR, she has Jewelry, I have guns. She just shoots the guns I have. After a few trades, she figured out that my guns are better investments than her jewelry.

This sounds like an opportunity for the OP to visit her local Calguns gun show booth :)

professionalcoyotehunter
05-11-2010, 10:17 AM
My wife says the same thing.

professionalcoyotehunter
05-11-2010, 10:17 AM
Well then you should be givingher more attention :mad: and not making her cry out for it! Shooting is such a fun hobby but it shouldn't pull you away from the one you love! A girl needs to feel like she comes first in her guy's life :). That's how we feel special!


She should buy him a gun and show how she really feels with it.:D

RedFord150
05-11-2010, 12:04 PM
This sounds like an opportunity for the OP to visit her local Calguns gun show booth :)

OP is in Riverside.
CGN has a booth at Ontario Gun Show on 5-15 and 5-16.
CGN also has a booth at Rahaugges in Norco on 6-4 through 6-6. This is the outdoor shooting sports fair.
Either one could work for her if she has the time.

Quiet
05-11-2010, 3:05 PM
I agree 100%. My family is planning a shooting trip at the end of the month when summer starts...probably near to Las Vegas!!! I have a few girl cousins who shoot a little and are coming, but mainly, I have two gf's who have never been shooting before who said they will come for their first time :)! So we're going to shoot, stay in nice Las Vegas Hotels and PARTY!!:43:

Have fun in Vegas!!!


+1 on picking up some Front Site certificates on eBay.

Sajedene
05-11-2010, 6:55 PM
I keep waiting for my wife to tell me 'why aren't you looking at porn sites like all the normal guys!?'.

I'd answer that with "it's called tabbed browsing, baby."

:)

sierratangofoxtrotunion
05-11-2010, 9:46 PM
Well then you should be givingher more attention :mad: and not making her cry out for it!

What she said. Mongo, the woman is trying to tell you in their own, enigma way, that she needs more attention from you. It depends on the girl what form that attention will take, but step one is get up from the computer.

Mongoblack23
05-12-2010, 6:13 PM
What she said. Mongo, the woman is trying to tell you in their own, enigma way, that she needs more attention from you. It depends on the girl what form that attention will take, but step one is get up from the computer.

she gets plenty of attention. and she doesnt really do that hint hint crap. shes pretty straight forward. she posted the original thread to bust my balls a bit. shes a woman, they're good at that....;)

jamesob
05-12-2010, 6:16 PM
tell him that your looking for a big pistol for your holster, that might get his attention.

five.five-six
05-12-2010, 6:22 PM
really i love him and guns but he won't get off of calgungs..


RU hawt?

orangeglo
05-12-2010, 6:54 PM
We can find you a new one. I am sure some of the potential suitors are already getting their binoculars and night vision ready for their first date with you.

five.five-six
05-12-2010, 7:15 PM
We can find you a new one. I am sure some of the potential suitors are already getting their binoculars and night vision ready for their first date with you.

or you can just find one yourself

http://www.ashleymadison.com/

Mongoblack23
05-12-2010, 9:40 PM
RU hawt?

yeah, she is. and shes one of those girls that just gets hotter as you talk to her....

sorry potential suitors.... you still dont stand a chance. (though you are boosting the hell out of her ego.) as far as a bigger pistol for her holster....... ill just go ahead and let her respond to that one in her own words.....

iebarbabe
05-12-2010, 10:10 PM
I don't think they make a pistol much bigger then the one he has... o and if they did I'd be scared to shoot it..

RedFord150
05-13-2010, 9:09 AM
...though you are boosting the hell out of her ego...

You put a cute girl in front of a bunch of gun nuts, what were you expecting?

Well, I guess any girl in this group is going to be as popular as a plate of bacon at a dog show...

iebarbabe
05-13-2010, 6:09 PM
theres not mouch more to boost... I hear it all the time... Im a bartender..

HUTCH 7.62
05-13-2010, 6:15 PM
LOL my wife lost me to CG along time ago, she says she feels your pain

iebarbabe
05-13-2010, 7:28 PM
LOL my wife lost me to CG along time ago, she says she feels your pain

lol thats awesome...

five.five-six
05-13-2010, 7:30 PM
yeah, she is. and shes one of those girls that just gets hotter as you talk to her......
:useless:

yacqueli
05-17-2010, 10:51 PM
I definitely feel OP's pain. When daily conversations are about CalGuns 80% of the time it starts to wear thin.

And believe me gentleman, there have been time when I've tried to interrupt a CalGuns reading marathon of his by sitting on his lap, naked. Then he'll just reach around me and just keep typing, it's what some of you would call dedication. ha ha ha

This thread is funny though. It's great seeing a lot of couples on here.

KING_PALM
05-17-2010, 10:52 PM
I definitely feel OP's pain. When daily conversations are about CalGuns 80% of the time it starts to wear thin.

And believe me gentleman, there have been time when I've tried to interrupt a CalGuns reading marathon of his by sitting on his lap, naked. Then he'll just reach around me and just keep typing, it's what some of you would call dedication. ha ha ha

This thread is funny though. It's great seeing a lot of couples on here.

thats what happens when you shoot up all my ammo.

yacqueli
05-17-2010, 10:54 PM
thats what happens when you shoot up all my ammo.

Don't even get me started. :43:

mif_slim
05-18-2010, 8:20 AM
I have a friend on here and his girl was on his case for being on CNG all the time....

Okay, my wife gets on my case too! LOL, but hey, when Im off the computer, I spend all my time with her and my boy! Which is at least 6 hours a day.

Got10/22?
05-18-2010, 9:53 AM
My wife knows me too well, every time I ask her not to log off the computer when she's done, guess what...she already has my Calguns.net ready for me to log on.

professionalcoyotehunter
05-18-2010, 10:01 AM
Mine knows not to close my open calguns window.:D

The Duke
05-18-2010, 10:23 AM
yeah, she is. and shes one of those girls that just gets hotter as you talk to her....

sorry potential suitors.... you still dont stand a chance. (though you are boosting the hell out of her ego.) as far as a bigger pistol for her holster....... ill just go ahead and let her respond to that one in her own words.....

I don't think they make a pistol much bigger then the one he has... o and if they did I'd be scared to shoot it..

theres not mouch more to boost... I hear it all the time... Im a bartender..

Wow, the term "too-much-information" is a little after my generation, but I think it really applies here. I think it would be great if my wife decided to get a Calguns login, but I really wouldn't need to ask her to log on to tell all the boys here about the size of my...pistol. Got enough confidence to keep that private, thank you very much. And I'm glad Mongo, that you and every guy that walks into her bar thinks she's hot and all, but there's an old poker saying that is a little before my time "put-up-or-shut-up".

So I won't ask you to prove the male side since we don't want Chris Hansen on this site, but when it comes to the "hotness" of your lady, I hate so make the oft' repeated "this thread is worthless" statement, but for all we know, she could be fictitious, or even worse, a fatty, unless it's proven otherwise. And if you can verify your claims about her, maybe the majority might be more inclined to believe her statements about you...and you won't be receiving any snub nose holsters in the mail. HAHA!

iebarbabe
05-18-2010, 6:06 PM
http://i908.photobucket.com/albums/ac281/Mongoblack23/EPSON001-Copy3.jpg

Sajedene
05-18-2010, 6:57 PM
Lol... Can we go back to talking about guns now please?

iebarbabe
05-18-2010, 7:17 PM
Lol... Can we go back to talking about guns now please?

YES that's what i came for... came home to my new rifle today... I cant wait to go shooting this weekend..

professorhard
05-18-2010, 7:20 PM
http://i908.photobucket.com/albums/ac281/Mongoblack23/EPSON001-Copy3.jpg

lol my bad Raylan

santamonica9
05-29-2010, 12:28 PM
i was going to talk sh*t about him BUT he bought you a gun and got you hooked :D hooray, I like him a little bit more -> if he didn't put the effort i'd attempt to woo you my way :) nevertheless i'm glad to see HOT female shooters are here too

God Bless USA & all he defend her!!
:79:

DVSmith
05-29-2010, 12:54 PM
There are plenty of single men on Calguns if you're looking for a new boyfriend. (sorry but I'm married)

I don't see how that would solve her problem... :43:

HUTCH 7.62
06-03-2010, 9:53 PM
Could be worse coulda lost him to Kommiefornia Politics

Z ME FLY
06-04-2010, 5:19 AM
Wow, the term "too-much-information" is a little after my generation, but I think it really applies here. I think it would be great if my wife decided to get a Calguns login, but I really wouldn't need to ask her to log on to tell all the boys here about the size of my...pistol. Got enough confidence to keep that private, thank you very much. And I'm glad Mongo, that you and every guy that walks into her bar thinks she's hot and all, but there's an old poker saying that is a little before my time "put-up-or-shut-up".

So I won't ask you to prove the male side since we don't want Chris Hansen on this site, but when it comes to the "hotness" of your lady, I hate so make the oft' repeated "this thread is worthless" statement, but for all we know, she could be fictitious, or even worse, a fatty, unless it's proven otherwise. And if you can verify your claims about her, maybe the majority might be more inclined to believe her statements about you...and you won't be receiving any snub nose holsters in the mail. HAHA!

Can we say........

get a friggin room? What's up with all this dirty talk?

It's funny that some people feel the need to talk about how "hot" their GF is and how big their "tool" is....

Hmmmm.......

Sajedene
06-04-2010, 8:00 AM
Can we say........

get a friggin room? What's up with all this dirty talk?

It's funny that some people feel the need to talk about how "hot" their GF is and how big their "tool" is....

Hmmmm.......

It's overcompensating and seeking outside validation for the truth that shows what is clearly lacking.

Cool Gun Wife
06-08-2010, 6:10 AM
Each day, and I mean 7 days a week, my husband gets up early and spends the first hour of the day drinking coffee and cruising Calguns. Here is what I do: I listen to his commentary, say uh-huh now and then, and when I want his attention, I start acting all enthusiastic about what ever he is reading at the time. Confuses the hell out of him and makes him wonder what I am up to. If he thinks I am going to spend money or put another nail hole in the wall, I've got him!

Otherwise, I consider the fact that I know where to find him, can post my own comments here, and if need be, contradict him publicly. Once that starts he is willing to pay attention to me.

Sam Adams
06-08-2010, 6:18 AM
Each day, and I mean 7 days a week, my husband gets up early and spends the first hour of the day drinking coffee and cruising Calguns. Here is what I do: I listen to his commentary, say uh-huh now and then, and when I want his attention, I start acting all enthusiastic about what ever he is reading at the time. Confuses the hell out of him and makes him wonder what I am up to. If he thinks I am going to spend money or put another nail hole in the wall, I've got him!

Otherwise, I consider the fact that I know where to find him, can post my own comments here, and if need be, contradict him publicly. Once that starts he is willing to pay attention to me.

I knew you were up to something - Didn't think I could find this post did you?

Cool Gun Wife
06-08-2010, 6:51 AM
Oops!

Steyrlp10
06-08-2010, 7:39 AM
Oops!

Lol... same here. My other half may only have 1 post to his name, but he makes up for it by reading. I think he gave up though when he realized that searching all the threads I've participated in just gives him a headache :)

However, he's extremely supportive of my addiction and likewise, he knows I'm either on here, in the office making him money to enter more bass tournaments, or at the range.

I forgot to add the Calguns booth, but I think he noticed that when I wasn't home this past weekend - lol

GunLover
06-10-2010, 6:08 AM
This is too funny

lavgrunt
06-18-2010, 11:21 PM
thats what happens when you shoot up all my ammo.

So why do you go by KING PALM !!!????

Sorry.......The irony was just too much to bare......!!!!!

Rock_Islander
06-24-2010, 11:15 AM
I can understand if he were researching for an answer of a question that has been burning at the back of his mind, but eventually even this forum gets boring after a while, haha.

EXACTLY ^ what he said.

When I'm not here looking for an answer to a question, I'm thinking about girls. Err.. I mean my girlfriend. Both. Whatever, I'm young, 25, I can look if I want to.

OHOD
07-13-2010, 7:04 PM
hop onto another guys gun and see how he feels.

Interesting. :eek:

yacqueli
07-27-2010, 9:39 AM
So why do you go by KING PALM !!!????

Sorry.......The irony was just too much to bare......!!!!!

It's a type of Palm tree. He's obsessed I think.

Each day, and I mean 7 days a week, my husband gets up early and spends the first hour of the day drinking coffee and cruising Calguns. Here is what I do: I listen to his commentary, say uh-huh now and then, and when I want his attention, I start acting all enthusiastic about what ever he is reading at the time. Confuses the hell out of him and makes him wonder what I am up to. If he thinks I am going to spend money or put another nail hole in the wall, I've got him!

Otherwise, I consider the fact that I know where to find him, can post my own comments here, and if need be, contradict him publicly. Once that starts he is willing to pay attention to me.


Story of my life. This definitely made me giggle a bit just thinking about how much this happens.