PDA

View Full Version : My Wife is Gonna Kill Me.


Air
11-07-2009, 1:01 PM
I just bought one of these on Gunbroker:

http://www.remington.com/products/firearms/premier_dealer_exclusives/model_700_SPS.asp

In 223.

coq
11-07-2009, 1:32 PM
She's gonna kill you just because you didn't buy an AR?

rct442
11-07-2009, 1:33 PM
Looks like it was probably worth it. :devil:

rolly
11-07-2009, 1:38 PM
you will be fine, say it was for her Birthday...ooops maybe not

you are sooooo screwed !!!!

Plisk
11-07-2009, 2:13 PM
Be sure to have your name engraved on it so that if she doesn't want it... It'll already be engraved with your name on it.

Simpsons did it! lol

I love that episode.

Trendkill
11-07-2009, 2:18 PM
Shes gonna kill you cuzz you got a Remmy 700 in 223...and not in 308 like you were supposed to..???

DREADNOUGHT78
11-07-2009, 2:18 PM
I got the same rifle I still haven't shot it yet:(

Bud Fox
11-07-2009, 2:19 PM
So what size pants does she wear? :D

socomIInato
11-07-2009, 2:20 PM
only if she finds out! then you`ll have to buy her something of equal value:eek:

Trendkill
11-07-2009, 2:26 PM
So what size pants does she wear? :D

Whatever he used to wear is good for her now.....



JK of course.

Jonathan Doe
11-07-2009, 2:30 PM
It is not a VERY expensive gun. You are going to be okay.;)

johnthomas
11-07-2009, 2:34 PM
Dead man Walking. Just tell her, your the boss, tell her you can do anything you want, tell her to accept that your in control. Only do this in your mind thou, don't verbalize it, lol. Clean the house, take her to dinner, buy her something nice and suck up. Your in troubbbbbbble dude, lol.

socomIInato
11-07-2009, 2:38 PM
Dead man Walking. Just tell her, your the boss, tell her you can do anything you want, tell her to accept that your in control. Only do this in your mind thou, don't verbalize it, lol. Clean the house, take her to dinner, buy her something nice and suck up. Your in troubbbbbbble dude, lol.

do all these things, but don`t be obvious;)

Bud Fox
11-07-2009, 2:40 PM
do all these things, but don`t be obvious;)

Or have a friend do it. LMAO.

KrizB
11-07-2009, 2:44 PM
My Wife is Gonna Kill Me.

Well then, it's a good thing you bought a gun.
;)

Peter W Bush
11-07-2009, 3:06 PM
Shes gonna be pissed you didnt buy an AICS to go with it. trust me.

someR1
11-07-2009, 3:12 PM
ask her to shoot it half naked ;)

LOL jk

Purple K
11-07-2009, 3:18 PM
It's always easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.

a1fabweld
11-07-2009, 4:04 PM
Cool rifle! I just finished installing a Jewell trigger in my SPS Tac .308 about 5 minutes ago. WOW! I have good triggers in some other rifles but this thing is amazing! Anyway, unless she knows you bought it, don't mention it. If she does find out, tell her that it was for investment purposes & that it's worth 3 times as much as you paid. I've gotten away with it a few times.

swerv512
11-07-2009, 6:22 PM
Be a REAL man like myself and stuff it in the safe before she gets home.... She'll never know the difference...

battleship
11-07-2009, 6:28 PM
Dont say nothing until she comes across it, and asks when did you get it, then just say what all women say when they buy a new pair of shoes or outfit, (Honey you have seen this before ive had it for over a year now) turn the tables on her and she will just go away confused for a bit.

jeffsenpai
11-07-2009, 6:41 PM
Just tell her you've had it for years. Works on my wife!

Trendkill
11-07-2009, 6:42 PM
I just say.."Hey...look what we get to play with..".....I'm lucky.

socomIInato
11-07-2009, 7:10 PM
there is hope, when your`e collection gets big enough she won`t even know you got another one;)

sevensix2x51
11-07-2009, 7:16 PM
Shes gonna kill you cuzz you got a Remmy 700 in 223...and not in 308 like you were supposed to..???

+1.

most non-shooters dont know the difference from one gun to the next.. its when the wife balances the checkbook, you get in trouble. dont let that happen!! :D

X-NewYawker
11-07-2009, 7:40 PM
Any wife that would get mad over her husband's gun --
oh forget it. You're toast.

Bud Fox
11-07-2009, 7:43 PM
No wife pics, no hidden gun from the wife pics, this is depressing. :(

blisken
11-07-2009, 8:54 PM
sweet weapon!!!

swerv512
11-07-2009, 9:04 PM
No wife pics, no hidden gun from the wife pics, this is depressing. :(

^^^
+1...
at least a pic of the wife :drool5:

phish
11-07-2009, 9:06 PM
"I've had this for a while, it was just disassembled and boxed up..."

works every time ;)

rcantu
11-07-2009, 9:11 PM
buy her a matching pair but in pink.

otteray
11-07-2009, 9:39 PM
Tell her it's a new weed whacker trimmer.
That excuse worked on my wife.

She's a blond:)

Trendkill
11-07-2009, 9:44 PM
Tell her it's a new weed whacker trimmer.
That excuse worked on my wife.

She's a blond:)

Yeah....thats all good right up to the point where she takes your best rifle out in the yard and starts planting tulips with it.

Bucky G
11-07-2009, 10:38 PM
I just bought one of these on Gunbroker:

http://www.remington.com/products/firearms/premier_dealer_exclusives/model_700_SPS.asp

In 223.

nice!

my wife is going to kill me too
I left in the morning and told her I was going to the store... I drove two hours, bought a jeep, signed for my new saiga, and bought a suzuki quad on the way home for good measure

I got home at 9:30pm, she looked at the stuff and said "the store huh" :rolleyes:

I said "what?" :confused:

RobG
11-07-2009, 10:47 PM
"I've had this for a while, it was just disassembled and boxed up..."

works every time ;)

Yep. I usually use my variation though: "That old thing? It was out being worked on under warranty.":43:

Oh yea, and never show excitement around her. Act like its been around forever:D

capitol
11-07-2009, 10:51 PM
We must see pixs of the wife in question
:useless:

Trendkill
11-07-2009, 11:03 PM
We must see pixs of the wife in question
:useless:

You guys are such perves.....

chsk9
11-08-2009, 12:56 AM
You guys are really amateurs... Rule #1: Wifey never goes into the safe(s) and I never go into her makeup bag. Rule #2: Always have enough guns to hide a new one. ("Oh that?... it's been sitting behind the other 30 and I just got it out... you sure look nice in that outfiit hun, I like that new haircut!...")

That said, nice rifle! how much did you pay and what are the plans for optics etc?

AlliedArmory
11-08-2009, 1:04 AM
Shes gonna kill you cuzz you got a Remmy 700 in 223...and not in 308 like you were supposed to..???


++++1

bahazero
11-08-2009, 1:22 AM
It's always easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.

+1 :D

blackcellops
11-08-2009, 3:07 AM
You think your wife is going to kill you?! I am $2000 deep into my first AR build and I am ready to send the gun in for a Krieger barrel and order my Aimpoint and I find out the offer we put in on a house was accepted....its been under the radar so far and I have to finish this build…oh, She is going to kill me!!!

Bucky G
11-08-2009, 6:52 AM
This thread is golden :D

Adrien
11-08-2009, 9:19 AM
Shes gonna kill you cuzz you got a Remmy 700 in 223...and not in 308 like you were supposed to..???

:D

Adrien

a1fabweld
11-08-2009, 10:40 AM
nice!

my wife is going to kill me too
I left in the morning and told her I was going to the store... I drove two hours, bought a jeep, signed for my new saiga, and bought a suzuki quad on the way home for good measure

I got home at 9:30pm, she looked at the stuff and said "the store huh" :rolleyes:

I said "what?" :confused:

You can crash on my couch.