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COBRA MASTER
04-22-2009, 11:15 PM
I NEED A MAID, COOK , CLEAN, FREE RENT IN LARGE HOME

PM ME

PROVIDE RESUME

Matt C
04-22-2009, 11:22 PM
I NEED A MAID, COOK , CLEAN, FREE RENT IN LARGE HOME

PM ME

PROVIDE RESUME

I would, but I don't know where CALIKAKA is exactly. :cool:

ZirconJohn
04-22-2009, 11:32 PM
Where is 'Donny the Protector' when you need him most!?!

S107
04-22-2009, 11:50 PM
would you consider a handsome man with moobys?

Soldier415
04-23-2009, 4:32 AM
Did you kill the last one?


So THATS where the chief went... :TFH:

Stormfeather
04-23-2009, 7:14 AM
It Rubs The Lotion On The Body. . . . .


Bowchinkabow-wow. . .

wildcard
04-23-2009, 7:17 AM
Must clean in nude? Try Craigslist :)

Mute
04-23-2009, 7:17 AM
Can get a woman to marry ya huh? :devil2:

mark2203
04-23-2009, 7:27 AM
Get yourself a few iRobot Roombas. They're cheaper, don't talk back, don't call in sick, work 24/7 and come with a warranty.

Soldier415
04-23-2009, 7:37 AM
You could swing by the Home Depot and pick one up...:p

Casual_Shooter
04-23-2009, 7:41 AM
I NEED A MAID, COOK , CLEAN, FREE RENT IN LARGE HOME

PM ME

PROVIDE MEASUREMENTS

Fixed. :D

ZirconJohn
04-23-2009, 8:52 AM
I NEED A MAID, COOK , CLEAN, FREE RENT IN LARGE HOME

PM ME

PROVIDE MEASUREMENTS

MUST HAVE AMMO, SEND PICTURE OF AMMO


Fixed. :D

Fixed again! :D

biglou
04-23-2009, 9:22 AM
[/U]QUOTE=Soldier415;2364627]You could swing by the Home Depot and pick one up...:p[/QUOTE]

:rofl2:

new cal shooter
04-23-2009, 9:36 AM
SMART MAN! I would like to do the same, get some chick to move in and trade that for cleaning!

Get married??? WHY? :) when you get older you can hire a nurse / maid! :)

tankerman
04-24-2009, 8:46 PM
Here you go bro.
http://assets.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/processed/00508796.zoom.a.jpg

COBRA MASTER
04-24-2009, 10:04 PM
great idea lol

Must clean in nude? Try Craigslist :)

Skammy
04-28-2009, 12:17 AM
If only if it was just for a cook :D

Hoop
04-28-2009, 7:36 AM
http://assets.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/processed/00508796.zoom.a.jpg

You're hired!

gun_noob
05-02-2009, 12:47 AM
Haha hand together for calguns comedians. :hurray::hurray:

janedoe559
05-09-2009, 6:32 PM
where are you located?

anthonyca
05-09-2009, 6:39 PM
I would like one of those also. Actually switch out every few days with a rotating cast of every kind of hot woman.

daves100
05-09-2009, 6:46 PM
will work for AMMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Futurecollector
05-09-2009, 8:10 PM
you do realize that most of us on here are men right?


with that said, I do need a place to stay this summe???? lol

mattman
05-09-2009, 9:28 PM
:threadjacked:

Timberwolf
05-09-2009, 9:35 PM
Try 1-900-frenchmaid

mike100
05-09-2009, 9:39 PM
The old 75 year old horn-dog who used to live across the street from me went thru like two middle aged female roomates until he found one that would service him. hehe..they used to just move the f out right away and not pay rent..I can imagine him roaming the house in his underwear.

battleship
05-09-2009, 9:40 PM
Ask Drew Peterson, i think he's had a few.

Dr. Peter Venkman
05-09-2009, 9:56 PM
Ask Drew Peterson, i think he's had a few.

rofl

AndrewMendez
05-09-2009, 10:10 PM
What do you define as cooking?? I am damn good a picking up food!! In N Out, Taco bell! Whatever you want!!! But seriously, where do you live?

COBRA MASTER
05-10-2009, 12:13 AM
LOL!!!! THERE'S A LADIES FORUM ON HERE....hahahaha

you do realize that most of us on here are men right?


with that said, I do need a place to stay this summe???? lol

freonr22
05-10-2009, 9:11 AM
they night shoot him if he posts this there

COBRA MASTER
07-13-2009, 11:53 AM
HAVE ANY FEMALES RESPONDED TO THIS THREAD?:43:

b.faust
07-14-2009, 12:03 AM
HAVE ANY FEMALES RESPONDED TO THIS THREAD?:43:

Dude, put the bottle back in the liquor cabinet and move slowly away from the keyboard.....

Glock Fan
07-14-2009, 12:10 AM
You're hired!

have any sisters? ;)

odysseus
07-14-2009, 12:16 AM
I NEED A MAID, COOK , CLEAN, FREE RENT IN LARGE HOME

PM ME

PROVIDE RESUME

PROVIDE MEASUREMENTS

MUST HAVE AMMO, SEND PICTURE OF AMMO

IS NOT EASILY SCARED OR SHOCKED INTO TORRENT OF FEAR OR PANIC

KNOWS HOW TO TIE KNOTS



Fixed. :D

Fixed again! :D

One more fix..:p

Spade421
07-14-2009, 8:12 AM
:rofl: This thread is hilarious. I think what makes it so funny is its real and not just a joke

haha

Soldier415
07-14-2009, 8:58 AM
Here you go bro.
http://assets.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/processed/00508796.zoom.a.jpg
This is what happens when Marcelo drinks.

COBRA MASTER
07-14-2009, 12:52 PM
you are correct . lol

:rofl: This thread is hilarious. I think what makes it so funny is its real and not just a joke

haha

drdanno84
07-14-2009, 1:17 PM
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