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Maddog5150
12-23-2008, 2:00 AM
:banghead:


this sux. least i can drink beer and brows calguns while the videos play :p

goathead
12-26-2008, 11:25 PM
i know it sux

gwl
12-27-2008, 9:15 AM
Better than sitting in a classroom.

The Soup Nazi
12-27-2008, 9:54 PM
Better than sitting in a classroom.

Good <Morning/Afternoon/Evening>, my name is <Insert unfortunate NCO, SNCO, or CO here>, I will be teaching today's class on <Force Preservation/Article 134/Drivers Improvement>. I'll be teaching today's class in the informal lecture method, which means me standing up here running my suck.

11Z50
12-28-2008, 12:19 AM
Blah, Blah, Blah......drink your beer and get thru it troop! (11Z smiles, been there, done that)

Maddog5150
12-28-2008, 12:30 AM
I could of finished it in less than five minutes if i didnt have to wait for the videos to play or the retarded self evaluation. Why would they ask if I get frustrated, pissed off, drive 5 miles over the speed limit in my POV? Ooooh nooo I would never ever ever do that :rolleyes:
So a few hours later I was done. Had nothing to do with military videos. Just car seats, buckling up and lecturing about driving sober.

gwl
01-01-2009, 1:09 PM
Good <Morning/Afternoon/Evening>, my name is <Insert unfortunate NCO, SNCO, or CO here>, I will be teaching today's class on <Force Preservation/Article 134/Drivers Improvement>. I'll be teaching today's class in the informal lecture method, which means me standing up here running my suck.

NNNNOOOOOOOOOO! :eek:

kenaucre
01-15-2009, 12:00 AM
yeah, this FY's Army safe driving course is hysterical.
I rated my self quite poorly on a number of skills, simply because I knew my NCO's would have to "counsel" me

docsmileyface
01-15-2009, 9:47 AM
I could of finished it in less than five minutes if i didnt have to wait for the videos to play or the retarded self evaluation. Why would they ask if I get frustrated, pissed off, drive 5 miles over the speed limit in my POV? Ooooh nooo I would never ever ever do that :rolleyes:
So a few hours later I was done. Had nothing to do with military videos. Just car seats, buckling up and lecturing about driving sober.

Dude I got pulled over on Camp Parks one time going 32 in a 25 zone; the cop was all serious and asked "did you know how fast you were going?" I said "I dont know, like 30?" he says:

"TRY 32!" and wrote me a ticket for $250!!!

speed all you want off post but on post the cops are praying for you to go just 1 mph over......

If you speed too much over here in Iraq ops will catch you on BFT and send you all kinds of messages to slow down. Which sucks if your pulling rear security on a convoy thats slinking 7km long and your trying to keep up with the front element.