Intruder breaks in, unarmed, he’s a MINER & it’s a full moon and a leap year

[Doheny]

What would you do?

[chickenfried]

Since it's a full moon, hand over the gold. But if it was a waning gibbous I'd light him up.

[Harbinger]

Given the shotgun thread we had earlier, I'd just rack my 12ga and he'd run away... right?

Mike

[sorensen440]

I would invite him to play gears of war

[BP88]

I would invite him to play gears of war

... and then ACTUALLY chainsaw him.

[mvpatriot]

Aim for center mass and hope he doesnt have gold armor on :43:

[elSquid]

I'd give him... a boot to the head (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5kGUW6M7W0).

-- Michael

[Deadred7o7]

Does he have on phone book armor???

[otalps]

Does he have one of those cool lights on his head? I might aim for that, or steal it. Not really sure but I always liked those miner lights... Then again maybe he doesn't need one with the full moon but of course being a leap year. Man you got me:confused:

[sorensen440]

Does he have on phone book armor???

If he does I recommend running away as fast as humanly possible

[Gnome]

I'd dump his buttocks! It's a full moon, so he's obviously a werewolf. He's a miner, so he's in possession of a deadly weapon (pick axe). And it's leap year, so he's mad that he only gets a birthday party once every four years. He's as dangerous as it gets!

[Slayer]

Challenge him to a dance off?

[Harbinger]

Just not a pants-off-dance-off, k?

[M. Sage]

Just not a pants-off-dance-off, k?

Roger that, hands off the pants-off dance-off. ;)