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CSTactical
09-12-2008, 9:48 AM
Jokes!!!! LOL

A young guy from New York Moves to Texas and goes to a BIG Everything-Under-One-Roof Department Store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The Kid says “Yeah. I was a salesman back in New York”. Well, the boss liked the kid and gve him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. “How many customer bought something from you today?”
The kid says “One”.
The boss says “Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day! How much was the sale for?
The kid proudly replies “$101,237.65”.
The boss says “$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell him?”
The kid says “First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said the coat, so I told him he was gong to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.”
The boss said, “A guy in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?”
The kid said “No, the guy came in here to by Tampons for his wife, and I said, “Dude, you weekend is shot, you should go fishing!”…..

LOL


Mike @ CSGW

CSTactical
09-12-2008, 9:49 AM
I you would like to post some jokes feel free just please keep them clean.

Mike @ CSGW

Pthfndr
09-12-2008, 6:37 PM
That was good :)

CSTactical
09-17-2008, 12:29 PM
That was good :)

This one made me think of MacS.

Mike @ CSGW