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jeffyboy
07-25-2008, 04:47 PM
MILWAUKEE - A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed. According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She said he was intoxicated.

Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.

A call to Walendowski's home went unanswered Friday morning.

Beelzy
07-25-2008, 04:48 PM
That is why I have a Big Hammer. ;)

jeffyboy
07-25-2008, 04:50 PM
He told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want.

I love it!! :p

Shane916
07-25-2008, 06:26 PM
Dumb enough to discharge a weapon at your lawn mower... but to do it with an SBR or SBS?!? :stupid:

jumbopanda
07-25-2008, 06:27 PM
Shooting your lawn mower: Fail.

Drawing attention to your illegal firearm: EPIC FAIL.

gcvt
07-25-2008, 06:32 PM
LOL! Drunken attempted mowing on a Wednesday morning gone wrong. Who woulda thunk it?

ke6guj
07-25-2008, 07:00 PM
EgXtELb9-00
:eek:

apbrian112
07-25-2008, 07:04 PM
reminds me of the simpson's episode where homer does everything by shooting his revolver: open his beer, turn off the tv, turn off the lights, etc. etc...

scrat
07-25-2008, 07:06 PM
Still funny 30 years ago i can invsion my granfather doing the same thing. Except i bet 30 years ago you could have gotten away with it. Maybe not in this state but im sure in other states you could have. i can see it now. somewhere in the south some guy shoots the bejesus out of his lawn mower. the police come by. the guy is trying to start is older lawn mower. gets mad tells the police what happened. tries to start the new one. it wont start so takes out the gun and shoots the new one. then the police join in.